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It's about getting on God's good side so he'll do stuff for you later.
This can't be true, Miranda. Get out here!
mixed with an artist...
- Uh-huh. - Yes, sir.
♪ Earth and heaven in chorus say ♪
♪ Don't you wish your girlfriend Was hot like me? ♪
My heart.
- Oh, no. The choir? - Yeah.
[groans] Fine. I'll just do it on my own.
Uh... Uh...
Yes. Okay, sorry, that was a bad one. "Have you... "
Get out here right now, Miranda.
Mmm, really? 'Cause your diary says you can't get close to people.
I'm grumpy. [Wails]
It's just a little too revealing.
[all screaming]
- Settle down, settle down. - Do you know what he did to me?
I'm going and don't try to stop me. Okay?
and make him fall in love with me.
[chuckles nervously] Um...
he always opens a window.
Now, this is the time we give back with our tithing. [chuckles]
I'm gonna pray for them, and ask God to punish them and teach them a lesson.
[chuckles] Are you single?
Look who's talking,
- Owen. Okay, yeah, right. - [April] Hey, you're not...
Oh...
The car?
You're playing hard to get. Well, guess what?
[imitating Emily] "I love art. Oh, I love to paint. Look at it."
Uh, maybe it's time to... to explore a quieter path.
Miranda?
I saw you singing with the choir. I was thinking about joining, so...
Oh, come on, man! I need money.
Miss Chesticle-Crack-Out- For-Everyone-to-See.
all she talks about is money, money, money.
Like joining the church choir and finding true love.
"Good evening, Keith.
- Hi, guys. Stop singing, please. - [feedback]
[Miranda gasps] "Oh, dear diary.
He's a angel.
- You're insane! - Why don't you get out of here?
Okay.
you're probably already married. [chuckles]
Okay, are you... Harvey, are you gonna try and stop me?