Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

MI5?
(forced sob): Oh!
but it's still 55, 45.
Sophie's number nine after number eight kicks off, huh?
♪ Oh, your city lies in dust ♪
I can't?
-We're adults here, right? -(Midge clears throat)
-She's not a singer. Mrs. Maisel? -I'm a comedian.
'cause I'm on the other side of you, and you're not on camera.
Well, that makes me Chinese, Mexican, Italian,
(chuckles) What's your name?
I can't talk right now. I'm on a telethon. Got to go.
Okay.
and I got to start the whole process over again.
-MAN (over mic): Next. -Follow me? -Sure.
♪ A polka dot vest and... ♪
-Hey. -Susie. Get back.
What a treat to see such grace and beauty...
-Oh, such a good cause. -A very good cause.
♪ But oh-oh ♪
It looks like our singing cowboy, Waylon Jones,
Hello, and welcome to the telethon.
-Where do I go now? -Who's that?
Can I sit?
Uh... Ah! Here we are. So...
So, what's a typical day like for you?
about you meeting the kids.
Let's call it a day, guys.
I thought I had a good relationship
Sophie?
There was money for your high school graduation, too.
'Cause the guy who told me...
plus a cut of sales.
pardon my language.
the cleaning crew, the school doctor,
that you want to do-- travel,
She a friend of yours? Should've asked that first.
♪ With ♪
-Done. -Done?
I will grab you and Harry Drake by your fucking necks
♪ Oh, your city lies in dust ♪
Better. Thank you.
Will it scare you if I join you for dinner?
(cheering, whistling)
Shit.
The guy just rented out the bottom floor to a grocery chain.
Your mother's family suffers from it, you know.
and yelled, "Boo!"
I'm sorry, folks, but you're gonna see old Soph
So you may be wondering which side is my girl's good side.
-to whatever time it is. -Add what to what?
Because she's a sadist. It's death by a thousand cuts.
-I played the iceberg. -(laughter)
They sell a carrot, and we get a check.
-Whose call was it? -I don't know. Someone.
Sal looked mad when I went over to the phone bank.
Because, Abe, you seem
Every hot summer day, we get hit.
I was thinking branzino.
That's part of what they're interested in:
That your lunch? Or yesterday's lunch?
Vote for Kennedy.
-You can't fire me. -I don't intend to.
This is new for me, too.
Good night.
You're all incompetent.
Continuing from last lecture,
♪ He's my guy and I love him truly ♪
Mrs. Maisel, everyone! That was wonderful.
Put that on your plate!
MIDGE: ...for the first time behind Midge Maisel.
I know for a fact that I'm not on camera,
Yes, thank you for calling to confirm.
-I showered. -Thank you for showering.
Your colleagues, your students,
♪ Angel and lover ♪
No, actually, I think they want me to wrap it up.
Fred should have told me-- it's his job
landed somewhere in Jersey.
That's fantastic.
This is turning into a rout.
I don't work for you!
-...right now to discuss with you... -Ow. Watch it.
What frame of mind do you need to be in?
♪ Water was running. ♪
Because when you put me on hold, you forget about me,
No kidding. Thank you for your pledge.
I got a tip from a friend.
that means I go on at... minus 8:00.
So, what are you doing here? Rifling purses?
we can exploit to reduce our Fourier series? Truman?
Apparently, she's the national spokes-asshole for arthritis.
But go vote
and she couldn't set it down for two years.
SAL: Playback should be cued and ready to go.
on a daily basis, too? I'm guessing no.
Does he say anything or just juggle?
-I'm a comedian. -Oh, yeah?
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