Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- George Lazenby? - Roger Moore?

If you and I fell in love,

- He's down! - Get the roof!

I'm not gonna be so nice to you.

who wasn't so much old as he was tired.

What's with you and that towel?

What a fucking mess.

How about them yanks!

Good man. Give me the postgame.

You met a dead guy?

I was just saying, there was a time

That doesn't sound good.

Yeah, she said that to a lot of guys. That's why we called her Jerkins Perkins.

If I were wearing a hat, I would take it off.

I was on my way to the store and I thought, Nick... he'd have sugar.

Tired of waking up and finding that his dreams were only dreams.

He does the kid, I do him.

well, they are the opposite of happy.

And who has books?

- How much? - Twenty large.

The only thing keeping you from passing out

for fear of what the other man will do to him.

We got a new guy in the precinct.

That's the song the junkies are singing.

- I can't do that. - Ya think?

I got a bookie's bookie.

and you get 9 to 1 if the spread sticks.

your own, someone else's.

but all he really wants is your wallet with your license.

you're gonna owe a lot of money

Remember my friend Doc?

It was an accident.

Well, yeah, I look like I live here, but I don't.

Y-y-you should've thought about that before you started in with all the lip.

I wasn't asking for the time.

And lay it off.

you managed to take my son away from me.

Well, I'm short for my height.

But when The Rabbi and The Boss find out the fix is in,

Tell him he can expect me in the morning.

the second time somebody calls you a horse, you call 'em a jerk,

I knew you had sense.

Right across the street from one another?

So, tell me. The kid.

Because he's a Rabbi.

♪ It's a shake down, switch, ♪

Kelly was cheating on you, and you got mugged.

I have that same phone.

Hey, Max, who's your favorite uncle?

Why don't you come in and fix yourself a drink?

Hey, baby. Is your wife around?

They let y'all in huh

There are three things that you may not do in order to save a life,

Remember The Rabbi?

and more money means more to me than less money

Max woke up to find that his dreams had just been the stuff of pipes.

Then how do you know I have the wrong guy?

- Hey! I figured it out! - What'd you figure out?

You said Slim Hopkins worked for The Boss, right?

See, that makes sense

they can bring about quite a bit of trouble.

Somehow... somehow it seems different,

And bad things happen wherever you...

Looks like an ordinary Star of David.

locked away in my own paranoia, a prisoner in my own home.

According to Columbo, there are 3 things to look for at a crime scene.

And then I was free to come and go as I pleased.

A pact was broken.

a man named George Kaplan,

the way your car seems different when someone else is driving it.

It was clear what had to be done.

Next weekend, you and me go to a ballgame.

so he could get down here and identify what's left of his kid?

Roth. He'll tell you everything.

I already talked to your buddy.

then all he does is fucking complain.

Although I would add not-the-ever-so-clever holdup man that one hears so much about.

♪ You gave ♪

Considering he no longer has fingerprints, I'd say that it's unlikely we'll ever know.

Where's your cup?

Spokesperson commented off the record,

You're the trigger man.

The guy whose apartment you're staying in.

Yeah. I'm at the airport. Are you sure you want me to come out?

I was kinda expecting it, though.

- I got this, Elvis. - Slow... slow your roll.

Then keep your hat on, Schlomo.

her name was, um...