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You're chipping the paint.
Come on, don't be a killjoy!
It makes me want to go buy rubbers now…
I'll just grab a few things... Hell, I haven't got anything.
Not German, not English. Kind of guttural. Really shitty accent.
Where are they? Are they all gone? Did you get the bad guys?
Fass Ixta
No cars.
One...
Want to get something to eat?
This was a new car, Riggs.
He has immunity. We can't touch him, arrest him, prosecute him.
- It's taxpayers' money. - Same thing.
Get him up and out.
I have no wine. How about a beer?
It was midnight when I got home to a ringing phone. I answered it.
You do your duty now.
Just give me the names of those drug dealers.
I liked it ... Makes me want to buy rubbers
Leo, I told you to stay in the car!
Absolute Immunity!
Take it easy, officer. I'm not armed.
I'd like to see your license and proof of insurance!
You are.
I'm going to die doing a svn merge.
Well if it isn't Mr. Sigmund Fraud
Good film
Don't open that.
Everybody, take it easy. Especially you, Riggs.
Get up, get dressed. Get dressed. Come on.
Well, well The master race!
I can?
Now get out of here.
Tonight?
Black Card: Revoked!!!
Sorry, Adolf.
There must be some mistake.
God! I love this job! Man! Can't you go any faster?
It is.
You're lucky. I have to live with that.
But she's bleck!
Maybe we let you live, huh?
I signed a waiver. Besides, I usually wait in the car.
As usual, you people have everything upside down and turned around.
They know you'll be miles away before you find out you got fucked.
Why?
You want to get busted?
The important thing is...
One man, one vote! Free South Africa! Give me that flag!
We're back! We're bad! You're black! I'm mad!
Hell, how much is it?
She's dead, Roger.
- Of course there is. - This house is built on stilts.
Yep, a Beretta.
I'm not eating tuna. Let's go back.
I liked it. He makes we want to do jumping jacks right now
The master race.
As you say, they just happen, Eh, Pieter?
I'm sorry. That's very uncool.
ASTRONAUTIC IMMUNITY!
You going to arrest me if I don't shut up?
It's my wife's. I won't go faster.
THEY FUCK YOU AT THE CRYPTO
- 9856. - That's it.
Riggs and Murtaugh.
- The color's no good. - It's fine. You'll mess it up.
That's confirmed. You got red, we'll get blue.
So you just need to play around in the gray areas...
We trusted you.
Don't use the open frequency.
Let's do it.
We're not going back! Shut up!
They fuck you with the taxes!
This is a two-car garage, and this is my hobby room upstairs.
It's German.
Rtarl immunity
Executive Meat Immunity
- I have to get help. - No way!
He's back! I'm bad! He's black! I'm mad!
The policies of our government are not popular here in America.
Let's try to keep this quiet, okay?
Oh, shit!
Do your homework too.
Being told by management that old processes have changed
I did exaggerate about one thing, though.
But you don't pay back the loan. You keep the money.
On three, huh? What do you say?
You two are the most qualified. And...
You know how your father is.
Here it is
He's spraying this thing with liquid nitrogen...
I still can't see shit.
...you slimy little shit.
Everything is outside.
THEY FUCK YOU AT THE CRYPTO