Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have no wine. How about a beer?
Don't use the open frequency.
It's my wife's. I won't go faster.
This was a new car, Riggs.
Being told by management that old processes have changed
Now get out of here.
You going to arrest me if I don't shut up?
It's German.
We're back! We're bad! You're black! I'm mad!
Come on, don't be a killjoy!
I'm not eating tuna. Let's go back.
Executive Meat Immunity
One...
I still can't see shit.
God! I love this job! Man! Can't you go any faster?
Oh, shit!
I liked it ... Makes me want to buy rubbers
He has immunity. We can't touch him, arrest him, prosecute him.
The important thing is...
- I have to get help. - No way!
I did exaggerate about one thing, though.
One man, one vote! Free South Africa! Give me that flag!
I signed a waiver. Besides, I usually wait in the car.
Well if it isn't Mr. Sigmund Fraud
Want to get something to eat?
I'm going to die doing a svn merge.
Absolute Immunity!
Take it easy, officer. I'm not armed.
As you say, they just happen, Eh, Pieter?
Why?
The master race.
...you slimy little shit.
Just give me the names of those drug dealers.
You want to get busted?
I can?
Everything is outside.
They know you'll be miles away before you find out you got fucked.
That's confirmed. You got red, we'll get blue.
You know how your father is.
Hell, how much is it?
You are.
Get him up and out.
No cars.
The policies of our government are not popular here in America.
You do your duty now.
They fuck you with the taxes!
It was midnight when I got home to a ringing phone. I answered it.
As usual, you people have everything upside down and turned around.
Don't open that.
Black Card: Revoked!!!
We trusted you.
It makes me want to go buy rubbers now…
- The color's no good. - It's fine. You'll mess it up.
Sorry, Adolf.
Fass Ixta
- It's taxpayers' money. - Same thing.
Where are they? Are they all gone? Did you get the bad guys?
Yep, a Beretta.
Not German, not English. Kind of guttural. Really shitty accent.
- Of course there is. - This house is built on stilts.
THEY FUCK YOU AT THE CRYPTO
I liked it. He makes we want to do jumping jacks right now
Everybody, take it easy. Especially you, Riggs.
It is.
Let's try to keep this quiet, okay?
There must be some mistake.
Get up, get dressed. Get dressed. Come on.
You're lucky. I have to live with that.
I'd like to see your license and proof of insurance!
But you don't pay back the loan. You keep the money.
Riggs and Murtaugh.
Do your homework too.
He's spraying this thing with liquid nitrogen...
So you just need to play around in the gray areas...
Maybe we let you live, huh?
Here it is
Let's do it.
Tonight?
I'm sorry. That's very uncool.
You two are the most qualified. And...
But she's bleck!
This is a two-car garage, and this is my hobby room upstairs.
You're chipping the paint.
THEY FUCK YOU AT THE CRYPTO
She's dead, Roger.
Rtarl immunity
Well, well The master race!
Good film
On three, huh? What do you say?
We're not going back! Shut up!
Leo, I told you to stay in the car!
ASTRONAUTIC IMMUNITY!
He's back! I'm bad! He's black! I'm mad!
- 9856. - That's it.
I'll just grab a few things... Hell, I haven't got anything.