Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So you just need to play around in the gray areas...
Sorry, Adolf.
THEY FUCK YOU AT THE CRYPTO
Well if it isn't Mr. Sigmund Fraud
Now get out of here.
It's my wife's. I won't go faster.
You are.
Do your homework too.
- 9856. - That's it.
Here it is
Rtarl immunity
On three, huh? What do you say?
Leo, I told you to stay in the car!
She's dead, Roger.
As you say, they just happen, Eh, Pieter?
I signed a waiver. Besides, I usually wait in the car.
ASTRONAUTIC IMMUNITY!
But she's bleck!
They fuck you with the taxes!
There must be some mistake.
One...
Everybody, take it easy. Especially you, Riggs.
That's confirmed. You got red, we'll get blue.
He has immunity. We can't touch him, arrest him, prosecute him.
I can?
But you don't pay back the loan. You keep the money.
- It's taxpayers' money. - Same thing.
God! I love this job! Man! Can't you go any faster?
You know how your father is.
I still can't see shit.
He's back! I'm bad! He's black! I'm mad!
As usual, you people have everything upside down and turned around.
You're chipping the paint.
I'd like to see your license and proof of insurance!
- I have to get help. - No way!
You two are the most qualified. And...
Hell, how much is it?
Absolute Immunity!
It was midnight when I got home to a ringing phone. I answered it.
Well, well The master race!
Where are they? Are they all gone? Did you get the bad guys?
Why?
Riggs and Murtaugh.
I'm sorry. That's very uncool.
Not German, not English. Kind of guttural. Really shitty accent.
You want to get busted?
They know you'll be miles away before you find out you got fucked.
- The color's no good. - It's fine. You'll mess it up.
Tonight?
Being told by management that old processes have changed
The important thing is...
I liked it. He makes we want to do jumping jacks right now
Maybe we let you live, huh?
This was a new car, Riggs.
One man, one vote! Free South Africa! Give me that flag!
Black Card: Revoked!!!
It's German.
Don't open that.
Fass Ixta
Don't use the open frequency.
You do your duty now.
Let's do it.
Good film
The master race.
Want to get something to eat?
I'm not eating tuna. Let's go back.
No cars.
- Of course there is. - This house is built on stilts.
Take it easy, officer. I'm not armed.
It makes me want to go buy rubbers now…
Everything is outside.
He's spraying this thing with liquid nitrogen...
Oh, shit!
We're back! We're bad! You're black! I'm mad!
I'm going to die doing a svn merge.
This is a two-car garage, and this is my hobby room upstairs.
Get up, get dressed. Get dressed. Come on.
Come on, don't be a killjoy!
Let's try to keep this quiet, okay?
I did exaggerate about one thing, though.
You're lucky. I have to live with that.
You going to arrest me if I don't shut up?
We're not going back! Shut up!
I liked it ... Makes me want to buy rubbers
Get him up and out.
We trusted you.
I'll just grab a few things... Hell, I haven't got anything.
THEY FUCK YOU AT THE CRYPTO
Executive Meat Immunity
The policies of our government are not popular here in America.
...you slimy little shit.
I have no wine. How about a beer?
Yep, a Beretta.
It is.
Just give me the names of those drug dealers.