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Maybe we let you live, huh?
So you just need to play around in the gray areas...
Now get out of here.
Let's try to keep this quiet, okay?
It's German.
She's dead, Roger.
I did exaggerate about one thing, though.
Hell, how much is it?
The master race.
He's back! I'm bad! He's black! I'm mad!
Good film
On three, huh? What do you say?
It makes me want to go buy rubbers now…
But she's bleck!
ASTRONAUTIC IMMUNITY!
They fuck you with the taxes!
I still can't see shit.
Here it is
He has immunity. We can't touch him, arrest him, prosecute him.
Do your homework too.
It was midnight when I got home to a ringing phone. I answered it.
Fass Ixta
Tonight?
As usual, you people have everything upside down and turned around.
THEY FUCK YOU AT THE CRYPTO
Just give me the names of those drug dealers.
That's confirmed. You got red, we'll get blue.
There must be some mistake.
Where are they? Are they all gone? Did you get the bad guys?
You going to arrest me if I don't shut up?
I liked it ... Makes me want to buy rubbers
Riggs and Murtaugh.
One...
Black Card: Revoked!!!
THEY FUCK YOU AT THE CRYPTO
I liked it. He makes we want to do jumping jacks right now
You're lucky. I have to live with that.
You do your duty now.
Leo, I told you to stay in the car!
Don't open that.
You know how your father is.
They know you'll be miles away before you find out you got fucked.
Well if it isn't Mr. Sigmund Fraud
This was a new car, Riggs.
One man, one vote! Free South Africa! Give me that flag!
But you don't pay back the loan. You keep the money.
- 9856. - That's it.
You're chipping the paint.
Rtarl immunity
This is a two-car garage, and this is my hobby room upstairs.
Take it easy, officer. I'm not armed.
Not German, not English. Kind of guttural. Really shitty accent.
Don't use the open frequency.
We're not going back! Shut up!
I'd like to see your license and proof of insurance!
Everybody, take it easy. Especially you, Riggs.
Let's do it.
I signed a waiver. Besides, I usually wait in the car.
Come on, don't be a killjoy!
I'm sorry. That's very uncool.
- Of course there is. - This house is built on stilts.
I have no wine. How about a beer?
Get up, get dressed. Get dressed. Come on.
We're back! We're bad! You're black! I'm mad!
Yep, a Beretta.
You are.
It is.
I'm going to die doing a svn merge.
Oh, shit!
Well, well The master race!
No cars.
I'm not eating tuna. Let's go back.
The important thing is...
As you say, they just happen, Eh, Pieter?
I can?
God! I love this job! Man! Can't you go any faster?
You want to get busted?
Everything is outside.
Get him up and out.
- It's taxpayers' money. - Same thing.
Being told by management that old processes have changed
...you slimy little shit.
Sorry, Adolf.
He's spraying this thing with liquid nitrogen...
Want to get something to eat?
Executive Meat Immunity
- The color's no good. - It's fine. You'll mess it up.
It's my wife's. I won't go faster.
We trusted you.
Why?
The policies of our government are not popular here in America.
You two are the most qualified. And...
Absolute Immunity!
- I have to get help. - No way!
I'll just grab a few things... Hell, I haven't got anything.