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One...
This is a two-car garage, and this is my hobby room upstairs.
You know how your father is.
Yep, a Beretta.
Leo, I told you to stay in the car!
I'm sorry. That's very uncool.
But you don't pay back the loan. You keep the money.
THEY FUCK YOU AT THE CRYPTO
ASTRONAUTIC IMMUNITY!
Black Card: Revoked!!!
They fuck you with the taxes!
Here it is
You are.
You want to get busted?
This was a new car, Riggs.
As you say, they just happen, Eh, Pieter?
As usual, you people have everything upside down and turned around.
Riggs and Murtaugh.
Being told by management that old processes have changed
I'm not eating tuna. Let's go back.
Now get out of here.
He's spraying this thing with liquid nitrogen...
- 9856. - That's it.
He has immunity. We can't touch him, arrest him, prosecute him.
- The color's no good. - It's fine. You'll mess it up.
I can?
Oh, shit!
Everybody, take it easy. Especially you, Riggs.
Fass Ixta
Well if it isn't Mr. Sigmund Fraud
- I have to get help. - No way!
Why?
So you just need to play around in the gray areas...
We're back! We're bad! You're black! I'm mad!
We trusted you.
On three, huh? What do you say?
I signed a waiver. Besides, I usually wait in the car.
Just give me the names of those drug dealers.
Hell, how much is it?
You do your duty now.
There must be some mistake.
The policies of our government are not popular here in America.
You going to arrest me if I don't shut up?
I'm going to die doing a svn merge.
That's confirmed. You got red, we'll get blue.
You two are the most qualified. And...
Where are they? Are they all gone? Did you get the bad guys?
Let's do it.
Good film
Everything is outside.
Maybe we let you live, huh?
We're not going back! Shut up!
I liked it ... Makes me want to buy rubbers
It was midnight when I got home to a ringing phone. I answered it.
I have no wine. How about a beer?
But she's bleck!
You're chipping the paint.
I'd like to see your license and proof of insurance!
Let's try to keep this quiet, okay?
God! I love this job! Man! Can't you go any faster?
Get him up and out.
It is.
No cars.
The master race.
I'll just grab a few things... Hell, I haven't got anything.
Don't open that.
It makes me want to go buy rubbers now…
Not German, not English. Kind of guttural. Really shitty accent.
Don't use the open frequency.
They know you'll be miles away before you find out you got fucked.
Absolute Immunity!
Executive Meat Immunity
Get up, get dressed. Get dressed. Come on.
Well, well The master race!
Do your homework too.
Take it easy, officer. I'm not armed.
Tonight?
He's back! I'm bad! He's black! I'm mad!
Want to get something to eat?
Sorry, Adolf.
She's dead, Roger.
You're lucky. I have to live with that.
...you slimy little shit.
One man, one vote! Free South Africa! Give me that flag!
Come on, don't be a killjoy!
It's my wife's. I won't go faster.
- Of course there is. - This house is built on stilts.
I did exaggerate about one thing, though.
The important thing is...
It's German.
THEY FUCK YOU AT THE CRYPTO
I still can't see shit.
Rtarl immunity
I liked it. He makes we want to do jumping jacks right now
- It's taxpayers' money. - Same thing.