Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let's go.
"Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan."
Oscar, I am so sorry.
if he loses his confidence.
not the frantic hands of a LaGuardia landing crew.
And we're out of time.
Porn.
Emily, you're in charge of all unwanted hair.
not completely true.
is the man you're embarrassed to wake up with in the morning,
waiting for your best friend the janitor to get you out.
Wow, that clip of Oscar bleeding just keeps trending.
Okay, go ahead and say it.
Oh, yes, I did go there.
Aren't you gonna invite me in?
so all is right in the world.
Oscar, I've been working on some catchphrases.
just because you're "comfortable."
how could it possibly hurt to try?
Well, you know who else got lucky last night?
That retails for $65.
Well, I am just glad to see
punctured himself with a tie tack.
Sounds like a hoot.
Yeah, it was a real treat...
Usually, I talk sports in my underwear,
Ah, I was afraid of that.
Okay, so if you're not gonna take my advice,
Well, we may not have a big TV budget,
I didn't send you a text.
What do I think?
Me? Sure!
Well, Teddy knows what he's doing.
Well, here I am.
No.
Oh, Oscar.
And our friend Oscar Madison is going to be on TV.
No, it was my decision.
We went to the Knicks game last night.
And I certainly don't need a lecture.
Okay, 75 minutes until Oscar is on the air.
But he could have two homes.
as to what I meant by "roommate"...
But I promise you...
I never lie about food.
Well, I-I think a...
You okay there, buddy?
But Guillermo has truly outdone himself.