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Oh, that'll wrap it up.
Of course not. I just...
That is a very aggressive choice of words.
Instead of the pretty boy radio host.
Okay, now you're making me nervous.
Ow!
No, no. He always takes Teddy to the Knicks games.
that my roommate is the famous Oscar Madison.
You bought new tea towels?
And between us, we've won two NBA championships.
What are you talking about?
Ow!
Teddy.
if you treat each other with a little...
What is a mascot?
Come on, little birdy. Come on.
Oscar Madison Show, this is Dani.
Why is he sitting on his hands?
Some idiot running around in a moth-eaten suit.
Okay, let's set you up right here.
Cool. The girls used to do that, too.
All right, let's go.
- How do you feel? - I feel okay.
But such is the charmed life
My-my grandma used to say that one.
for the Burlington Beavers on W-who-gives-a-crap!
She got mean towards the end.
Just like I did last night at the bar
I've got a lot of mascot experience.
"Oh, yes, I did go there."
They ended up hiring that pretty boy athlete.
I got your text.
But they are big enough to kick your ass.
You can't prove that.
You know, I was a mascot myself.
It was I.
No, I will not describe my feet.
What the hell is going on here?!
with one of his clients,
you could do all three at once.
For all his frequent... traveling.