Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And don't forget to tap that keg, guys.

Sounds like y’all have a demon problem

Rabbit, get that gun out!

I'm sorry, are you saying "meow"?

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "shenanigans."

All right, I’m impressed.

Tag ‘ Em and Bag ‘Em!

What is this thing again? Humane Society?

- What do you do if you get transferred? - I don't know.

- No, no, no, no. We'll bring the guns. - We're on it. We're on it.

I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.

You boys like polis massa?

- Listen, Rod- - It's delicious.

- So you are okay then? - Yes, sir.

That's fine police work.

Hey, hey, whoa! Whoa!

- Back it up Grady! - Fight, fight, fight!

Ah… Switch. I’m an idiot.

Hey Farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the wall and mozzarella sticks? You mean TP’s?

- Not for you guys. - Oh, come on.

Actually, you know what?

- Heard you got to see Farva naked. - Yeah, it was hard to miss.

Or youre gonna light my ass on fire?

Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world to you?

What the crap? How come nobody called me?

Gimme a uh, liter of nonna's gold

I'll tell you when it's time to grow a moustache.

whats up, bone diddlies?

LITTERING AND..

Oh. Well, I hear you can get an operation for that.

Way too fast…

Desperation Is A Stinky Cologne, John

this is neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............

Now I've spoken to the governor myself.

You, uh, wanna do "Repeat"?

Just print the damn thing!

- Better lock this shit up, huh, buddy? - What are you talkin' about?

they can't cut them any farther!

We really should be getting back to the jail.

AND, UH. LITTERING AND-

Ghoastage, I'm an idiot

Conor, hit salesforce. Your tagging continues

It's already corrected. It can't correct any farther!!!

Now did you say "yes sir" or "yeah sure?"

Eight miles, huh? Almost made it.

Not a clue. It's totally hidden.

Hey Lank, what’s that restaurant you like, With maple leafs shit on the walls and mozzarella sticks…

we're goin' over the border to Canada...

give me six schlitzes.... ..whatever is FREE

License and registration.

DIRECTV Sports Schedule DIRECTV Sports Schedule

John Chimpo, I'm told.

we're already voting for her we can't vote for her any farther

(Runt & Riley Crying) I love you, Riley!

I am about this far away from having a bigger budget.

Give me 6 Schlitzes

I don't believe it did.

Drinks? Dranks? Nobody?

Whoa! What's this jack-off doin', trying to pull him over?

You think you have a nice relationship with someone...

TASTE LIKE SNOZBERRIES.

Look who’s talking Denim Dan

It’s just a quarter. And look how much more you get!

Parking went schizoid. That’s good.

Meow, what is so damn funny

Riley Elphaba Andersen! I told you! YOU'RE FUCKING 13!!! YOU'RE, A, TEENAGER, YOUNG LADY! AND NOW, IT'S YOUR FAULT!!! Shut the fuck up, and sit down!

Who wants a cream ale?

- Come in, Ursula! - Who is this? Hello?

You cant lump me in with that fuckin' martian

Everyone is already long. They cant get any longer!

Desperation is a stinky cologne, Joe

It stinks like shitposts in here

I already got a Yubikey. He's already requsted a yubikey, he can't, request anymore!

You boys like Mexico?

You got to promise me no more bullshit.

GIVE ME SIX SCHLITZ-ES NO SCHLITZ.

how about we, uh, pop a couple of viagra on rollout

Ah, bikers! I'm an idiot.

Oh Hell Give Me the G*%&amn Soap

- Those are 'shrooms, dude! - Come on, man, just eat it!

Unit 91 that error means the config file hasn’t been updated in that env

The virus hates the booze

They're both kinda fat and stupid.

You are Freaking Out . . . Man

Somebody say mortgages?

- I don't know. Can I come see you? - I love you.

- Oh, God. - You order the keg of St. Anky?

He will not see that coming

- On your tab, Officer Womack? - Rookie, pay the lady.

Oh, go, girlfriend. I'm your mother.

Smothered me in tzatziki you big dirty man!

I can't approve Sir, I've already approved!

So much of my authority is derived From my 120mm silicon bronze balls

Rabbit, get this meatball out of here.

- But, yeah, other than that, it's pretty boring out there.

HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'. YOU CATCH ANY SPEEDERS TODAY?

Spurbury Police.

Yeah, but our station got shut down, so-

All right. Who wants a mustache ride?

Sorry, boys, you're on duty.

¿Con un trienio ya no soy un pollete?

Hey, I came up with a great name for our car.

And Webers shennanigans are cruel and tragic

Im cool, but i dont take responsibilty over these devils

This is not gonna work, how it feels to chew 5 gum

Fuckin' traitor!

We're already claiming 0 We can't claim 0 any harder

WHEN AN EIT STARTS COPYING DWG FILES

Never shit a shitter

I can't stack any harder

Find a replacement

You’re a sick motherfucker Mack

C-Canada. We're goin' over the border to Canada...

Oh, that little dose? I wouldn’t worry about that little dose

Double baco cheeseburger It's for the Texas national guard

So, I'm gonna-I'm gonna need 130 buck, you know... whenever you get a chance.

Thank you radio

I'm gettin' shut down. That's a big difference.

who's filling in for zak mermaid? marleen roch.

Two cops sleeping together. What the hell do you think they talked about?

It's a good thing you didn't order hash browns.

Hey, Mike, um, while you're at it?

Work on exciting cases. Hey, we could even chase drug dealers together.

He does?! Oh my god!

When Adley gets traded

…almost made it.

How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?

- Cut it out, you turkeys! - He fuckin' started it!

Ha! Lucky guess. I just lost a buck...

So, if we can get ten minutes, you and I can get into the impound...

Come on now. Shake hands.

What’s that restaurant you like to eat with all that goofy shit on the walls? You’re talking about Bussy, right?

I swear to god I'll pistol whip the next guy that says Sri Lanka

Riley vs. Runt. This Sunday on YARN Memes.

Another IPR analyst? What're you guys multiplying?

- I'd like to play it straight this time, okay? - Okay.

Ahh, Switch. I’m an idiot

I DO! I DO! I DO!

Hey, look out for this guy!

Maybe, uh, I don't know, we could do it again sometime.

Sincerely Director Fuckhead

Would you like to try on my panties Would you like to try on my panties

Okey silly dilly dokey-o I'm an idiot Yes you are

Oh, wait. Denna got your name written on it.

No. I've been thinking a lot about what the captain said.

You told me I should buy a lottery ticket. So, so. I'm gonna.. I'm gonna need like 30 bucks. Ya know. Whenever you get a chance.

- What the fuck? - What the fuck to you too.

Not YARN Memes. Ha! (Sally slapped Howard)

THAT'S A LOT OF BOOZE.

No, man, I'm just saying'- I'm sayin' if-if you own the beach property, right...

- and the mozzarella sticks? - You mean Shenanigans?

Sit down rando!

Double baco cheeseburger It's for the Texas national guard

Come on. Come on!

Don't forget to cup the balls

Merry Christmas... Chicken Fuckers!

This is officer Ketsis. Gimme a, uh, liter of cola for my birthday.

One... Two... Three... Who is it! Four... Why are you looking at Runt for? Runt can't save you! Now, you need to tell me who got you pregnant or you get out of my house, right now! Dad... I don't know.

OH HELL... GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN SOAP!!!

Didnt think you added ger to the group And then I checked

You there! Camel Fucker! Do you need assistance?

Oh, goddamn, I remember these things being lighter!

Well, I've been thinking about this.

That little guy Don’t worry about that little guy

- Pink stick, eat it or lose it. - Hey, shut your pie hole, buddy.

they get a little antsy in their pantsy.

IT'S PRIME TIME FOR CRIME-TIME!

I'm not sure you could fit into my panties.

Who wants fried pickles?

sweet lord jesus sweet lord jesus sweet lord jesus sweet lord jesus sweet lord jesus sweet lord jesus sweet lord sweet lord jesus the building's on fire ain't nobody got time for that

and find out what you can about Galilkanolkus and Bunty Soap.

But wait! Hey, hey, hey! Are you guys kidding? Look at yourselves.

Tag Em' and Bag Em'

Yeah, Chief, I'll take a chinchilla

I already follow I can't follow any further!

- You wanna take this one, Rod? - Hell, yeah!

BUFFERING AND .....

Come on, Farva, man. Same team. Same team.

Jay The rest of Baltimore When Adley is traded

Come on. Team Ramrod!

Did someone say bidets?

Good one! I did not specify.

- Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - I'm impressed.

Sincerely, Governor Fuckhead

already follow cant follow any any harder

Berkeley, huh? Almost made it.

I don't want a large Farva, I want a God damn liter of Golf Trip

I swear to God I’ll pistol whip the next guy who says “crashed out waiting on energy”.

You got it, boss.

- Disregard that, Rabbit. - And you didn't even think to call in your partner?

You ain't kiddin'. That's a lot of books!

time to stop now, Mac?

Now you got your goddamn unions Cap, you know I’m not a pro union guy

excuse me lauren thomson are you guampa strorette? i'm not guranteed storps.

Mr. Galonulkum.

They can’t anti-gun any further!

Mr. Galikanokus!

He can't pull over any farther!

Who wants a motorcycle ride? I do! I do!

My Uncle Denny used to have one just like this.

I'm already seeding I can't seed any farther

- We're like the sons you never had. - If you were my son, Mac...

And grow a goddamn moustache, why don't ya?

Me every 2 seconds trying to make sure my 4 and almost 2 year old don’t accidentally kill each other

Argue, argue, argue! Argue, argue, argue!

When you’re working remotely and When you both send the morning slides

BETTER THAN THE CRAP YOU PULL, MAC.

Hes cut so much, he can't cut any further

goes to my skilled officers, who uncovered the marijuana in that Winnebago.

- Do you need assistance? - Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah.

Eating my carbs While all my low alarms are going off

Hello in there. This is Officer Rod Farva.

Serena shoots Shane's face with a shotgun, but she misses. 911, what's your emergency? Hello, this is Shane Smith. It's my ma, she's gone insane, and she's trying to kill me! Okay, we'll try to deal with this as soon possible, Please remain calm. Thank you.

Gina. Who got you pregnant?!?!

And then we're gonna have to zip on out of here.

Let's do your jobs and keep this place open, huh? Let's do it. Farva!

How you gonna make a meme? With Yarn, moron!

you killed my automation tests

When the judge asked the FBI for their ill-gotten surveillance records

I can see there's something not right about that bed.

Shit, man. I was just about to pull out my nine...

Ha I just lost a buck…to myself.

Too much screen time, Chev Chev. STFU, RACHEL!!!

How i leave the gym after chalking up for a failed deadlift pr

When June starts recording, June hooked pants like Lily from The Loud House. And then she stopped recording. And then she found out that her YouTube account got terminated. She had a big idea. Johnny checked her June's new account. (June's Channel: DO NOT REPORT) Bitch girl. To be continued...

(Riley Vomiting) Oh my God, Riley! Are you okay?

we're heading to Canada for some French fries and gravy sir, poutine.

Gimmie 6 Shclitzes Fuck it, whatevers fee

Meow, what is so damn funny?

Bear-Bear-fU(K%r

Autistic and... Autistic and... Autistic and... A Fucking Racist

NOW THINGS ARE GETTING KINKY, NO?

...You mean "Optics"?

Don't forget To cup the balls