Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you talking about? Everybody looks up to you.
I respect that.
Jay: What's this?
Snooze. Not the way I do it.
Sorry, sorry. It's okay.
Yeah, a Texas longhorn. No, just a longhorn.
I need to be the grown-up here,
[ Telephone beeps, thuds ] Gloria, they want me!
Even if I'm an awesome dad,
do unspeakable things to my daughters.
Why don't you start off with something funny?
Wow, our phones are lighting up. [ Chuckles ]
never try to take a tennis ball away from a raccoon.
Sorry. Mitchell, it's that way.
Well, listen, if you don't feel like you're ready for it,
They don't? Are you sure? Stop shimmying. Stop.
It's hilarious.
I figure they have to listen to me.
The best cowboy,
with you leaving Lily home alone.
just to keep from freezing.
Dog beds? Wait, so you're telling me
clean his guts out, climb inside for the whole night
[ Scissors snip ]
Honey, the deli warned you about those peppers.
It's boys' night, no chicks allowed.
CalShopTV viewers,
[ Voice breaking ] I'm gonna need another minute.
but you might be weirder than the knife guy.
I was, uh, hanging out with my biker buddies.
[ Laughs ]
Food trucks make me nervous.
You don't care who you piss off or what anyone thinks of you.
What I mean to say is that lately I am unnerved
the back of their credit cards.
I am very proud of you.