Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I promise I'll never count down the seconds to shame you.
Wow. No way.
You don't have to ask me twice.
Legend. [ Jay barks ]
Dad, you didn't buy MMA.
[ Sighs ] [ Coughs ] Wow.
You gotta chug. Is it possible there's more bubbles in mine?
Oh, and it looks like we've got a caller.
Well, I'll pick it up. Remember how fast I learned
but I bet that it's very annoying
People buy all sorts of crap on there.
It's the primo 10:00 p.m. slot --
A kid in my class does arm farts.
Maybe that's our thing.
* You've got me thinking it might be... *
Dr. Dre, Ellen's gay, Y2K --
Why are you mentioning closets?
That's insane. I love a good battle.
Mitchell! Come on.
I know.
uh, because she's part of the family,
just a little bit store-bought cowboy... Oh.
This one here is the, uh, Pupcake.
the most epic battle of all time.
Cameron: Your 2:00 or mine?
I'm Jay Pritchett. I'll bet you were expecting
Aunt Claire? Yes?
Unlike in high school and most of college,
like "stunning" or "delicious."
...and a Russian.
Good news. [ Burps ]