Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and plant my face in a pillow and never go out again.

Man only dresses like that when he's off to see a woman.

but I figure if we also brought coffee...

‐ Well, someone was a little flirty.

‐ Could it be this simple though?

You have the exact right amount of baggage‐‐

‐ [quietly] Please, stop me.

And, you know, at 20 minutes a pound...

♪ playing If You're Happy And You Know It ♪

is just another chance to get it wrong.

only one of the biggest love songs of all time?

JAN: So, I kinda had two childhoods.

So, gimme that baster, and let's make a mess.

if every week, we made a turkey and brought it to a neighbor.

‐ Oh yeah... [groans]

to make a podcast.

Now, I hate nature, I hate traveling,

Not that you have, uh, any more baggage than anyone else!

I need to sleep for a month.

‐ Well, it was nice seeing you again. ‐ You, too.

leaving me the bassoon, my second choice.

CINDA CANNING: Testing, testing.

‐ I think your body language makes me feel very comfortable.

‐ Dips are an actual meal. I keep telling you this.

[woman trilling, clears throat]

‐ Oh, that‐that's clever.

So, the last guy I was dating never put me first.

can cause you to make some weird choices.

I was having a rough day.

[elevator dings] ‐ Hate when people say hhhummus.

tell me more. ‐ Um...

Well, well, well, we're not complete novices. In fact,

‐ I don't think it's gonna make your best‐of album.

‐ Thank you, Cindy.

really huge. ‐ Wait, wait, just go back.

I mean, he wouldn't let me order food first.

‐ Willie! Charles, this is my son Will.

With someone this big, you only get one shot.

and people who keep their hands up uncrossed on the table, like you were...

You like the cheese?

No one ever brings anyone a turkey with bad intentions!

And the lengths that you have gone to while undercover.

We're huge fans. ‐ Oh, please. Go on.

but this podcast is the first thing that's

You should wait. Plenty of time.