Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

really huge. ‐ Wait, wait, just go back.

We're huge fans. ‐ Oh, please. Go on.

I was having a rough day.

‐ [quietly] Please, stop me.

I mean, he wouldn't let me order food first.

And, you know, at 20 minutes a pound...

‐ Thank you, Cindy.

‐ Oh yeah... [groans]

tell me more. ‐ Um...

but I figure if we also brought coffee...

So, gimme that baster, and let's make a mess.

to make a podcast.

[elevator dings] ‐ Hate when people say hhhummus.

And the lengths that you have gone to while undercover.

Man only dresses like that when he's off to see a woman.

‐ Well, someone was a little flirty.

Well, well, well, we're not complete novices. In fact,

but this podcast is the first thing that's

JAN: So, I kinda had two childhoods.

if every week, we made a turkey and brought it to a neighbor.

I need to sleep for a month.

Now, I hate nature, I hate traveling,

‐ Oh, that‐that's clever.

‐ Willie! Charles, this is my son Will.

You have the exact right amount of baggage‐‐

is just another chance to get it wrong.

‐ I don't think it's gonna make your best‐of album.

and people who keep their hands up uncrossed on the table, like you were...

With someone this big, you only get one shot.

‐ Dips are an actual meal. I keep telling you this.

No one ever brings anyone a turkey with bad intentions!

‐ Could it be this simple though?

CINDA CANNING: Testing, testing.

♪ playing If You're Happy And You Know It ♪

‐ I think your body language makes me feel very comfortable.

You like the cheese?

Not that you have, uh, any more baggage than anyone else!

only one of the biggest love songs of all time?

[woman trilling, clears throat]

and plant my face in a pillow and never go out again.

So, the last guy I was dating never put me first.

‐ Well, it was nice seeing you again. ‐ You, too.

can cause you to make some weird choices.

You should wait. Plenty of time.

leaving me the bassoon, my second choice.