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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Never.
You man the rake.
Take a picture of me and my number one dying fan.
Ha, ha, that was my paralyzed side.
Gentlemen, I am your candidate.
Don't you see? He's pointing out how sexist men can be.
The government wants to shut me down...
...and middle-aged "indiscretions"?
...and, well, I know how to get things done.
Clip Promo
The system works.
...no one will use.
Well, it'll be tough, but I can do it.
- Congressman. - Whatever.
It's the only thing holding back the filth.
Wrong. That's wrong.
Russian hooker. You tell me.
Hmm.
You call this a bicameral legislature?
Krusty, we need you to run for Congress.
This is a private jet.