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And even worse, you let down this sacred document.
How about a drinking contest, boy? Right after I vote on the latest bill.
I'm not dying.
Uh, let's see. Did I promise to be a slave to big oil?
I just passed the bill in three hours. Quit complaining.
Help regular families, make an honest connection.
...Springfield's home of Krusty the Klown.
And now they're worse than ever.
Leave that, lest we forget.
There it is. Ha, ha.
We will now vote on the Flags for Orphans and Airline Rerouting Bill?
Jesse 'The Body' Ventura, Sonny Bono, Gopher from Love Boat.
...from the headquarters of Krusty opponent John Armstrong.
Oh, that's easy.
I'm sorry, congressman.
I've been working in this town for a long time...
Hmm? Hmm... Hmm.
Antti tangokuninkaaksi
Why don't you pound that sign into your own lawn?
Yeah, and entertainers are always winning elections.
IRS, ATF, Immigration...
Congressman, I have a tape here of you using your free mail privilege...