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Congressman, I have a tape here of you using your free mail privilege...
And now they're worse than ever.
Yeah, and entertainers are always winning elections.
Oh, that's easy.
I've been working in this town for a long time...
...from the headquarters of Krusty opponent John Armstrong.
We will now vote on the Flags for Orphans and Airline Rerouting Bill?
Hmm? Hmm... Hmm.
How about a drinking contest, boy? Right after I vote on the latest bill.
Uh, let's see. Did I promise to be a slave to big oil?
There it is. Ha, ha.
Help regular families, make an honest connection.
I'm sorry, congressman.
...Springfield's home of Krusty the Klown.
And even worse, you let down this sacred document.
I'm not dying.
IRS, ATF, Immigration...
Why don't you pound that sign into your own lawn?
Leave that, lest we forget.
I just passed the bill in three hours. Quit complaining.
Jesse 'The Body' Ventura, Sonny Bono, Gopher from Love Boat.
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