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How about a drinking contest, boy? Right after I vote on the latest bill.
I'm not dying.
Antti tangokuninkaaksi
Help regular families, make an honest connection.
Jesse 'The Body' Ventura, Sonny Bono, Gopher from Love Boat.
And now they're worse than ever.
I just passed the bill in three hours. Quit complaining.
Hmm? Hmm... Hmm.
Leave that, lest we forget.
Uh, let's see. Did I promise to be a slave to big oil?
Congressman, I have a tape here of you using your free mail privilege...
...from the headquarters of Krusty opponent John Armstrong.
IRS, ATF, Immigration...
And even worse, you let down this sacred document.
We will now vote on the Flags for Orphans and Airline Rerouting Bill?
Why don't you pound that sign into your own lawn?
There it is. Ha, ha.
I've been working in this town for a long time...
Oh, that's easy.
...Springfield's home of Krusty the Klown.
I'm sorry, congressman.
Yeah, and entertainers are always winning elections.