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...I threw my caviar in their face.
You were gonna get rid of the airplanes over our house.
His uncle was the head monkey at the Bureau of Tourism.
Talk about how you can help regular families, like ours.
Yeah. I could even tell the FCC to take a hike.
It was a different time, 1989
- No. - Well, then none.
You're right. It's time I made a difference.
Why didn't you say something before?
The 1055 from Portland is running late. Again.
- But this is the East Side. - Who is this lady?
How can you say that?
Yap-yap-yap-yap-yap-yap!
We're ready to announce a winner in Springfield's 24th Congressional District.
The shaking's so bad, all my omelets have become frittatas.
Congressman Wilcox was laid to rest today.
I say, I say, my groin.
Now, I'll show you how things really work around here.
I never thought I would say this.
He's really looking out for me, the average Joe Sixtooth.
Krusty, we came to see how many campaign promises you've kept.
Uh, look, they were changed...
Welcome, fellow Republicans.
Please, Moe. I don't wanna do this no more.
This is not about me. Or how many times I voted.