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Ubs offering to buy credit suisse
Yay!
How could you vote? You're only 10.
This vote is dreadlocked.
Bob Dole.
I was the first clown to put a woman in sketches.
But whenever America has needed me, I've been there.
One family in particular...
Get out of my airspace.
We want Krusty
A is for Ahooga
Grover Cleveland sucks what?
...to rename everything after Ronald Reagan.
Do you need some hot air? We congressmen are full of it.
Oh, well, it's paper-clipped. Chairman Hayes, any objections?
Ew! I got Bart's veal.
Freshmen congressmen don't introduce squat.
How can I prove we're live?
- Curly Four? - I need a quarter for the bus.
The 1052 from Phoenix, connecting from Dallas.
I got Lisa's plankton kebobs.
Oh, stroke victim, eh? Unh.
Cookie, think you can sell this house?
We will now conclude this debate with a Krusty campaign commercial.
Yeah, listen to the tomato with the melons.
Krusty, I don't usually give advice to Republicans.
She had more acting talent in one boob...
The boss. He's got a thing for the ya-yas.
You know what? I'll never stop fighting for them.
Eh, I'm still undecided.