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Sir, I studied under Ed McMahon.
Where'd you get yourself another tooth?
But how am I supposed to serve my constituents?
People, tell me your problems. I'll fix them all.
Stay plugged in. I will find you.
And watch out for the 612.
Congress? But I hate the government.
I like that clown.
Now, enough talking. Let's drink.
This is Kent Brockman with a special live report...
The House will now consider the Flags for Orphans bill.
We want Krusty
It's a good offer. I advise you to take it.
Oh, all the good ones.
Hey, where is everybody?
Look at this list of words they won't let me say on the air.
Also I taste copper.
That's a great idea.
You have to start making an honest connection with the voters.
And for the Democrats, this guy.
It’s a good offer. I advise you to take it
Why are you selling your house?
...get to the Washington Monument.
It was an application to open a Cinnabon stand.
Because at Channel 6, we got nothing else.
Oh, three-bean salad.
I'm gonna go calm my nerves with a nice relaxing shave.
Ubs offering to buy credit suisse
Let him speak.