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except a bottle of vodka and an estrogen pill.
A never-nude? I thought he just liked cutoffs.
I think you and I ought to spend more time together.
- Barry's very good. - He's an idiot.
Thank you. Thank you for coming down on Christmas Eve.
consists oflive representations of classic works of art.
- You're the jerk. - Did I just wake you up? I didn't know you were home.
- You said you didn't want her to come. - I said I didn't want you to come.
Fine. I'll ask Michael. He'll give it to me.
But, you know, he thinks you're completely irresponsible.
You know, you were so still and godlike.
Okay, so I printed the fake airline ticket from my computer.
We're trying to get him out for good.
- Can I ask you a question? - Sure.
Whatever it takes to get your relationship with that never-nude back on track.
lying and deceiving and saying anything just to get your own way?
- I got you drunk. - Mom told me about your little plan.
That is terrific 'cause I got two tickets to the pageant!
And Michael was forced to, once again...
- What plan? I had a great time last night! - So did I!
And then what "frontspiece"meant.
- I thought he just liked cutoffs. - Me too.
You left me at home. You do remember you have a daughter, right?
What do you need money for? A divorce?
Go on. Call me something. I'm redoing my kitchen.
Hey, that's my... Yikes.
More than you'll... Never know.
What's the difference? Your father doesn't care about me.
That is not something I can bring to my boss.