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It was just so generous.
I told him you've been doing great work.
I need that ticket to get my mother's coat.
So you're having sex, then all of a sudden you blurt out:
I don't know. I have to think about it.
- You're telling me. - I sure am.
- You are amazing. - Yeah.
well apparently they can!
...because nothing's fishy there.
In the Miror at Barney, I looked fabulous... Skinny mirrors!
Yeah, it's very good.
I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra.
It’s buy 2 get one free, I get out.
beryl gowuk are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes, so don't ask again!
...on April 14th, we play the Angels.
OFC Quaranteam after the quarantine...
I can't imagine.
So I'm afraid this is not gonna work out. Thanks for coming.
Good idea.
- Elaine, where's Kramer? - Bania?
...would be if you were trying to sneak up on another animal.
You know.. You're making more than I am
Skinny mirrors. Barneys has skinny mirrors.
Uma, Jerry UMA
One time I got picked up by a bakery truck.
...you know, whatever...
So if you could show me something else.
Wait till you try the swordfish.
In fact, her mom's in the hospital.
- Uma Thurman? Really? - How'd you manage that?
You have all the necessary skills and experience...
surely you jest
me when I use my new dumbbells
Let me see. Piece of cake.
- Jerry, you're imagining things. - Yeah.
- What? - Yeah. I just sold my suit...
You're luscious. You're ravishing.
It’s a gamble. I get it.
I am telling you, Jerry, having a secretary is incredible.
Don't know why I didn't have one before.
All right.
I'm giving you a raise?