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I'm going to withhold... No, whatever you're going to withhold--
(clinking)
(groans) Just take your pig and go
but my pig has to stay outside, like a common snowman?
Repeat, second set of stairs...
will be my faithful companion.
the way you used to feel about your honk-a-ma-flute.
on my permanent record, and I get to bring a pig to work.
Okay, okay, I hear you, Franziska Okay, okay, I hear you, Franziska
It's time for it to go.
I was thinking we might want to save my 2014 Joke-A-Day calendar,
(growling)
Is there anything you want to get rid of?
Yale wins! And only three killed!
(jazz playing)
Non-smoker only.
(Plopper grunting)
with my beloved, ruthless papa.
Uh, sir, I'm kind of worried about a lawsuit.
Good, good. Not that many mistakes at all.
I could never strangle a boy...
Okay, Plopper, I'm going to the little pigs' room.
Wow, I've already got a taker.
ALL: Ooh...
Marge, he brings me joy.
(playing jazzy tune)
Are you here for my pig?
What are you doin'?
Joyce Carol Oates!
Take 'em.
(barking)
All the little children have-a the adult anxiety now.
Excellent. Now, Doctor, the matter of your bill...
(Plopper squeals)
3.999999999...
Oh, isn't that-a sweet?
Take the second set of stairs.
(gasps) Spider-Pig?
(pop)
Because that-a dog is a therapy animal.
our only growth industry.