Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm going to withhold... No, whatever you're going to withhold--

(groans) Just take your pig and go

but my pig has to stay outside, like a common snowman?

Repeat, second set of stairs...

will be my faithful companion.

the way you used to feel about your honk-a-ma-flute.

on my permanent record, and I get to bring a pig to work.

Okay, okay, I hear you, Franziska Okay, okay, I hear you, Franziska

It's time for it to go.

I was thinking we might want to save my 2014 Joke-A-Day calendar,

Is there anything you want to get rid of?

Yale wins! And only three killed!

Non-smoker only.

(Plopper grunting)

with my beloved, ruthless papa.

Uh, sir, I'm kind of worried about a lawsuit.

Good, good. Not that many mistakes at all.

I could never strangle a boy...

Okay, Plopper, I'm going to the little pigs' room.

Wow, I've already got a taker.

Marge, he brings me joy.

(playing jazzy tune)

Are you here for my pig?

What are you doin'?

Joyce Carol Oates!

All the little children have-a the adult anxiety now.

Excellent. Now, Doctor, the matter of your bill...

(Plopper squeals)

Oh, isn't that-a sweet?

Take the second set of stairs.

(gasps) Spider-Pig?

Because that-a dog is a therapy animal.

our only growth industry.