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(Plopper squeals)
(clinking)
Non-smoker only.
Because that-a dog is a therapy animal.
Take 'em.
(jazz playing)
3.999999999...
I could never strangle a boy...
Oh, isn't that-a sweet?
Okay, Plopper, I'm going to the little pigs' room.
I'm going to withhold... No, whatever you're going to withhold--
Uh, sir, I'm kind of worried about a lawsuit.
(pop)
It's time for it to go.
Wow, I've already got a taker.
Good, good. Not that many mistakes at all.
Excellent. Now, Doctor, the matter of your bill...
Take the second set of stairs.
(playing jazzy tune)
Yale wins! And only three killed!
will be my faithful companion.
ALL: Ooh...
What are you doin'?
the way you used to feel about your honk-a-ma-flute.
(barking)
with my beloved, ruthless papa.
but my pig has to stay outside, like a common snowman?
All the little children have-a the adult anxiety now.
I was thinking we might want to save my 2014 Joke-A-Day calendar,
Marge, he brings me joy.
on my permanent record, and I get to bring a pig to work.
Are you here for my pig?
(groans) Just take your pig and go
(growling)
Is there anything you want to get rid of?
our only growth industry.
(gasps) Spider-Pig?
Repeat, second set of stairs...
Joyce Carol Oates!
Okay, okay, I hear you, Franziska Okay, okay, I hear you, Franziska
(Plopper grunting)