Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jacket!
Is mistletoe offensive?
Lose the mistletoe.
Mr. Hankey?
You know Porter Wagoner will vomit
You sick bitch!
Is anyone offended by mistletoe?
- Kyle's mom's here to ruin Christmas. - Shut up, fat boy!
- Excuse me? - Oh, boy. Here we go again.
Hey, how about Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo?
I'll get in trouble.
...how offended you are. We can find out which words are least offensive...
The whole town is about to kill each other.
So?
- Just look more closely at it. - No! Go away!
Kenny, please go over and pull the light cords out of the wall.
You're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad, m'kay?
I believe in Mr. Hankey.
Don't you see? This is the one time of year...
- The Jews didn't want it Christian. - We didn't take out Santa.
Shows over Screw you guys, I'm going home.