Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you don't want to spill your coffee, then you shouldn’t be driving with it!
Second verse, same as the first
...but your son was holding baby Jesus fetus by the head.
I believe.
black
Good. It looks like they've taken the trees down.
THE EFFECTS OF MATCHING THREE PLAID JACKETS!!
Mr Hankey Jumpscare
Howdy-ho, Cecil!
Howdy-ho, Wade!!
I said, Ike's on fire.
He kept seeing this brown piece of Christmas poo everywhere.
Try and stay positive. Stay away from drugs and alcohol. In the meantime...
- What kind of sick weirdo are you? - Sorry.
Kyle
Too bad it's usually a dreidel or something lame.
...the rays burn my eyes.
Kyle, you need to hold the baby by the legs not the head.
Friends?
BARBABRAVO: A baby boy, and a baby girl!
- That must make you mad. - Sure.
Church and state are separate.
Children, we've just received word from the mayor...
Everyone, regardless of your religion, should celebrate Christmas...
Is it illegal for Jews to eat Christmas snow?
Mr. Garrison, what the hell do you think you're doing?
What the hell is this?
Oh, my God, you sick little monkey!
AFTER MATCHING PLAID 3 TIMES!!
Come to school with me so I can prove I'm not crazy.
- Your father's right, Kyle. - Let me handle this.
It's fun.
Wait! I may not have Santa, but I do have Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo.