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What? You won't get away with this!
He comes out of the toilet and gives gifts to people with high-fiber diets.
...we're supposed to forget the bad stuff.
I sneaked around my mom's closet and saw what I'm getting:
I made a mariachi Mr. Hankey.
We'll catch you later, Kyle.
- Reason? - I'm a clinically-depressed fecalphiliac.
When your friends try hook u up
- I can sing "The Mr. Hankey Song." - How does that go?
Kenny, climb the ladder and take down the star above the stage.
...that you've forgotten what's right about it.
- How do you know? - It's in my parents' closet.
...to any religious or minority group. Any other suggestions?
Yeah, we'll show them.
You know something, pal? You smell an awful lot like flowers.
- I love you, sweetheart. - I love you too.
Now go to bed. You won't be opening your Channukah gift tonight.
...and select your best Mr. Hankey. - That one.
You should be wearing socks to sleep. You'll catch a cold.
We need to commit our friend Kyle.
Hooray!
It seems like something's still not right.
The Nativity is what Christmas is about. If you remove Christ...
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