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- What's this about Christmas poo? - Mr. Hankey.
I used to run around, getting in trouble, and he'd say:
You are really reaching right now.
...so this will be a non-offensive Christmas...
Stop worrying and being sad about the state of the world...
You can see him? I'm not crazy?
"- Say, Kids, Why The Long Faces? - We're Bored."
Don't mind him. He's a very disturbed little boy.
We can't sing songs having to do with Jesus or Santa Claus.
- Howdy-ho! - Mr. Hankey.
It's disgusting, and we will not have it.
We have to go tell Santa Claus what we want.
Get to sleep and think about how your mother has to clean that bathroom.
Stupid wop-dago
- This is Scratch. Say hi, old fella. - Hi, Scratch!
Okay, children, does everyone have their leotards on?
- Do you have to take the tree too? - Mayor's orders.
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