Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I never wrote this.

When a mother-in-law comes to visit,

But surely, he has the right to know.

I wouldn't miss your column, neither would my sister.

And, uh, I don't want to hurt my friend,

I think the baby's coming.

Oh, so am I, darling.

But don't worry,

You even said goodbye to him. Don't you remember?

and I am requesting a chocolate soufflé for dessert.

Okay, hold on tight.

Well, as the man said,

Found out I'm still in love with him.

But, if I do tell her,

Cooking is very, very confusing.

Well, I only speak a little Italian,

Oh, my God. What is it?

Come on, darling.

It was nothing.

I mean, if you have any problems...

only wears a bra and little panties to the office.

she's been leaving him out in the cold.

It's the story of my life. I was born to lose.

When will you ever get that through your head?

It's just a job, Gopher.

how long should she stay?

It's okay. I'll save on soap.

Here's your quarter.

You have a very popular wife.

So I told him if he really expected me to...

We are your first new people.

there are probably thousands of Mr. Smiths,

but how do I tell her?

Now, why don't you put some of 'em into a phone.

Okay, put your arm around my neck.

and then he goes dancing for a week.

Now, wait a minute.

I really like her.

I'm not gonna use the baby to try and get him back.

Doc, how can I help? Forget it.

It's something I ate, I guess. Certainly.