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I don't even know if I like doing it standing up.
-Wait, what? -Jay is your new best friend.
and we're wasting this opportunity.
-Oh my God! -You should just say, "Hey, Lola".
we should flush a bunch of golf balls down the toilet.
their fundamental otherness.
He wants to pay the boy to masturbate.
-You? -I'm showing up my sweet, little Dicky.
We thought we were the only ones who saw him,
-What was he like? -Father...
No, I'll play, but there's no way
-you're my best friend. -You're my best friend too.
-Like, hi. -I have nothing to say to you.
[tires screeching]
and a slice of cheese, and this is what we call Kindergarten.
What if someone dares me to like get naked or streak or something?
When it's your turn, you choose Smooch or Share
-Are you okay? -I can't even face you.
Wow, you and Nick are a real pair.
I know how to play Smooch or Share, okay?
-Good point! -We had a fight,
and then you spin the bottle.
And if you don't do it, we get to burn you with teacher coffee.
It's just too much.
-and I screwed up. -Keep explaining.
Wait, Nick!
[Shame Wizard] I hate you. Dick in the wall.
-[door opens] -Jay.
I'm not done listing all my failures.
You're a little fucking prick.
No, stop it, they're right. Even Lola's right.
No, Maury was the driving force behind the holy a-jerk-off debacle,