Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

people need shame.

I wanted to apologize. I shouldn't have told anyone

Well, well, well, what are we up to here, bud?

All right. Well, thank you.

Then everybody at work said they weren't doing anything.

She's asleep, 'cause I walloped her in the head with a telescope.

-you're looking at him. Me! -What?

-What? -If Gina's gonna make out with anybody

-Adandan. -[crying]

-The one true American art form. -Jesus Christ.

-How about Smooch or Share? -What the hell is Smooch or Share?

[Steve laughing]

Oh, I don't like to think of myself as a victim.

The only thing I regret is being mean to my best friend!

-He's back, oh, God! -[Shame Wizard] You're geriatric.

Stop it! Have you been working for the Shame Wizard?

-[grunts] Hey, Gina. -What do you want?

That's too vague. Hold up. You know what?

Ah, I feel bad about Gina.

You're supposed to feel that way.

over by the airport.

and underneath their pajamas is their bodies,

Making your kid feel bad for jacking off? That's against the Jizzocratic Oath.

to recycle this bottle once we're finished.

-Yeah! -You suck!

I choose share.

[growling] I'm outta here.

Yeah, we'll just put them in a wood chipper, guys suck.

There's tiny Epcot Center's on the ground.

Bah, bah, bah! You know?

and then you like, rape everybody.

Oh, yeah. Cape Town, over by the airport.

I'm right behind you, best friend.

Okay. Now I'm interested.

and then you like, go to town.

This dirty turtle jerked off in your house!

I suppose that's why mommy called me Mr. Bookshelf.

-I thought we were just flirting. -No! Argh!

-So that one must be Jay. -[Steve] Ah-ha.

-I miss that. -I smiled a lot more before you showed up.

Bacio della morte, you fucking bitch.