Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Nobody. -What are you wearing, man?

"Vamos your caboose, mister."

We both have the best boobs in the grade, it's so obvious, right?

-What... -Unfollow.

and yeah, they come from a more sexually progressive culture.

Just, please, okay?

-Your wish was to touch me? -Yeah, you're my best friend!

-Furious. -Yeah, I see, Caleb.

The fuck? No, no. Nick's my best friend.

I guess you don't want the present I got for you now.

I really should be getting back to those children,

-Why? -It's just this need inside of me.

Now people know.

No, I mean crocs!

Okay, so under here is coach Steve's office.

[Wiggles screams]

-Did he just actually leave? -I think he did.

Have you masturbated in my house before?

These girls are hot, but they smell like herring and dark bread.

You know, back in the Teachers Lounge,

[grunts] This things totally blows. Gina broke up with me.

Ga, ga, gu, gu...

Jean Shorts Weekly? Oh, an interview with Andre Agassi.

Let's dance, Missy.

Let's masturbate!

Oh, then my wish didn't come true.

And when I win this game,

Oh, when you were talking, I spiked a can of soda on the floor.

Me is the biggest perv ever. This guy, this two thumbs.

-He comes out of the shadows. -Yeah, he has like a British accent.

Touching boobs and rubbing fronts doesn't make you feel all shitty.

And cat eyes are so over.