Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Whoa! You can't just hook up with a girl.

when we danced together at the fall dance...

You're such a good master.

-[Connie] What you doing with your face? -I'm smiling.

I don't know, maybe we should just sit here and not chew on our genitals.

Don't look at him, it's the rules!

-But that's good! -Excuse me?

Wrong answer! It's Chris Angel because his name sounds like anal.

Pardon my French, but my pubbies

In the Netherlands, we play this game, but with Gouda.

-And there it is. -Shit.

[both] Uncle Bram.

You're a gigantic jizz creep.

I just can't believe I drove you to climax, that's so adult!

it's going to be me.

I'm not sure you two were really dating per se--

or Shake Your Booty.

-Okay. -But it was clear they were all

Oh, come on. You want to take a tinkle on the principal's desk?

Ew! We don't want to think of Leah that way, Andrew's bad.

I'd let you wipe me.

Whoa! You jerk off next to him while he's asleep?

I'm positive there's a treasure trove of shame somewhere deep inside you,

I don't wanna play this game.

[Jessi] Where is it? I know it's here.

-We wanted one of those Chinese girls. -You think those girls are Chinese?

I do want to see this picture.

-Because they're my best friends. -You know,

But what about girls, though?

-He's jealous 'cause he can't jack it. -Oh, yeah?

I just-- I saw you coming out here and you looked so sad.

ultimately we're like very good samaritans.

What kind of hormone monster are you, man?

-What's that? -You two have the same bone structure.

-[Connie] What's that picture? -I was the captain of the debate team.

This kid is a goddamn prodigy. I think he's his own Hormone Monster.

Oh, it tickles.