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And then she made me feel strange about how I organized.
We're going to turn Lola's organs into cottage cheese.
Well, you're a dickless little dwarf.
It was my first guy-kiss.
-Why? -Well, once I begin a task
You... You're just a room full of daddies trying to "adandan" me.
And of course, the uncontrollable urge to squirm,
What about my toochie?
and I'm like a lumpy barnacle that's stuck on her hull.
Let's fuck them both up!
where kids trick each other into hooking up... [sighs]
Like Spin the Bottle.
There! See?
and I ate the whole thing. Yum, yum, yummy.
Oh my God, are you joking me right now?
And then I said I was sorry, so now we're making up
All right, I see.
-but it won't happen again, so... -But like--
Or Shoots and Splatters.
Can't believe I made out with you in the first place,
And then. [groans]
-[crash] -[muffled screaming]
[Tyler imitating bike noises]
To be that person again.
I hate how you say "Hey, guys!"
What are they doing here? [laughs] Bye, Roo!
Fuck! Fine, I'll do it.
and then spread their body chunks all over the playground
From my baby crib to that socialist Sleepaway Camp.
We should just like feed all the mean jerks into a wood chipper
-Danke. -Kissing with you is like
And I only said those terrible things to him because I feel bad about myself.
Hi, everybody! I'm Nick's pubic hair. Y'all have a lovely school.
Missy, I can't believe I'm gonna tell you this but,
When this sharpie dries out,
I like Jay, he has pubes.
That's because you are alone and terrible.
If mom dies, I get her Bon Jovi earrings.