Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Them dumb plastic shoes with all those holes up in 'em.
Just like how my father "abandan" me.
-all these terrible things to each other? -I don't know. I'm sorry.
-No. -Oh.
Your whole friend group. You can't do something awful and then say sorry,
-Okay. -I consent.
Hey Gina, I just wanted to say I am--
-Abandan. -Yes.
He told me I was a horny spaz.
No, no, no, no!
It protects them from the sickening filth infesters within
that was actually my first kiss.
[laughs]
-Oh. -There we are.
-and the Shame Lizard's my best friend. -Wait.
[growling]
-Don't... touch me. -Make a wish.
Pretty ponytail!
-[alarm blaring] -[cheering]
Get out of my life!
God, I thought people were gonna laugh and applaud.
-Sisterhood? Are you kidding? -Yeah, you're basically Bill Cosby.
No. no! Me, me! Yes, yes.
'Cause I've been known to bite fingies.
Nickie dickboy.
No, if I didn't wanna kiss you it'd be because you'd hurt my feelings.
The most you ever made? Please.
I guess it would be Teller, because he's small and he seems gentle.
Mwah!
but that's not who I am and I'm really sorry.
Gina, like, doesn't wanna talk to you.
Just for the runoff you blam-o on my condo floors are warped.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a world without shame, baby.
-I was looking at your cat clock. -My cat clock?
-What are you doing? -Oh, there's the problem.
So it's like you're jerking off to me?
-What about messing things up with Gina? -Yeah, and that's your fault too.
Oh, my God. Are you proposing that I become like, your barnacle?
First, you gotta be nervous for like a year and then--
You need to feel shitty, or else you'll do things you'll regret.
You truly are an enigma.
for me to kiss my uncle.
to protect him from naughting at his own genitals,
Oh, yeah, I jerked off to your sister.
-No, South Africa! -Oh, South Africa...