Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-all these terrible things to each other? -I don't know. I'm sorry.
-Okay. -I consent.
I guess it would be Teller, because he's small and he seems gentle.
Just like how my father "abandan" me.
-What about messing things up with Gina? -Yeah, and that's your fault too.
-[alarm blaring] -[cheering]
-No, South Africa! -Oh, South Africa...
No. no! Me, me! Yes, yes.
Them dumb plastic shoes with all those holes up in 'em.
-No. -Oh.
God, I thought people were gonna laugh and applaud.
You truly are an enigma.
[laughs]
-and the Shame Lizard's my best friend. -Wait.
Oh, my God. Are you proposing that I become like, your barnacle?
-Don't... touch me. -Make a wish.
Just for the runoff you blam-o on my condo floors are warped.
No, no, no, no!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a world without shame, baby.
-What are you doing? -Oh, there's the problem.
-Oh. -There we are.
It protects them from the sickening filth infesters within
but that's not who I am and I'm really sorry.
'Cause I've been known to bite fingies.
Nickie dickboy.
-I was looking at your cat clock. -My cat clock?
Pretty ponytail!
Hey Gina, I just wanted to say I am--
Get out of my life!
The most you ever made? Please.
Mwah!
for me to kiss my uncle.
-Abandan. -Yes.
Oh, yeah, I jerked off to your sister.
[growling]
Your whole friend group. You can't do something awful and then say sorry,
You need to feel shitty, or else you'll do things you'll regret.
to protect him from naughting at his own genitals,
No, if I didn't wanna kiss you it'd be because you'd hurt my feelings.
So it's like you're jerking off to me?
that was actually my first kiss.
He told me I was a horny spaz.
First, you gotta be nervous for like a year and then--
-Sisterhood? Are you kidding? -Yeah, you're basically Bill Cosby.
Gina, like, doesn't wanna talk to you.