Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You need to feel shitty, or else you'll do things you'll regret.
Pretty ponytail!
-Okay. -I consent.
He told me I was a horny spaz.
-all these terrible things to each other? -I don't know. I'm sorry.
[laughs]
-[alarm blaring] -[cheering]
but that's not who I am and I'm really sorry.
to protect him from naughting at his own genitals,
It protects them from the sickening filth infesters within
-No. -Oh.
So it's like you're jerking off to me?
You truly are an enigma.
for me to kiss my uncle.
-I was looking at your cat clock. -My cat clock?
Just for the runoff you blam-o on my condo floors are warped.
-What are you doing? -Oh, there's the problem.
No. no! Me, me! Yes, yes.
Just like how my father "abandan" me.
Hey Gina, I just wanted to say I am--
First, you gotta be nervous for like a year and then--
Them dumb plastic shoes with all those holes up in 'em.
that was actually my first kiss.
Mwah!
No, if I didn't wanna kiss you it'd be because you'd hurt my feelings.
-and the Shame Lizard's my best friend. -Wait.
-Abandan. -Yes.
I guess it would be Teller, because he's small and he seems gentle.
-Oh. -There we are.
God, I thought people were gonna laugh and applaud.
Gina, like, doesn't wanna talk to you.
The most you ever made? Please.
No, no, no, no!
Your whole friend group. You can't do something awful and then say sorry,
-No, South Africa! -Oh, South Africa...
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a world without shame, baby.
Oh, my God. Are you proposing that I become like, your barnacle?
-What about messing things up with Gina? -Yeah, and that's your fault too.
Nickie dickboy.
-Sisterhood? Are you kidding? -Yeah, you're basically Bill Cosby.
[growling]
Get out of my life!
-Don't... touch me. -Make a wish.
Oh, yeah, I jerked off to your sister.
'Cause I've been known to bite fingies.