Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And what about when I made you call your dad a pussy?

The rules of Smooch or Share are very simple.

Your mother wipes you.

So he was right about at least one thing.

-Wait, what? -But Nick, why did we say

-Gouda, gouda! -Yes, no!

-You know what you are? -What?

-At your pool house... -Sure.

-You want to go see it, The Shane Lizard? -[sighs]

I am him. I am me.

I just wanna hook up with a girl.

Devin looked me dead in the eye and called me a slut.

-Stop quoting your dad's law commercials. -Why don't you make me?

-Is that okay? -Well, I--

It's no use, Missy.

Do you even read Teen Vogue? It's political now.

-You look like a lamp. -It's a special necklace

And now, as my mom says when I'm not getting in the car fast enough,

No, no. This isn't cute or funny. What did he say to you?

Yeah! If someone wants to chew on their genitals

Don't listen to him, he's just trying to make us feel alone and terrible.

And then. [moaning]

I crave order, you see.

It's more of a scoop then a shake... [panting] but thanks!

Now, this is a great place to jerk off

You suffocated it with your greedy moans.

stupid magic tricks,

Oh, you got one on your cheek.

all my thinking was pretty abstract.

-And how did that make you feel? -Abandoned.

when you know I'm the only one watching your stupid makeup tutorials.

From my makeup tutorials?

Uh, technically it's a groomer in the back of a Petco.

Andrew's right, I'm a dickless dwarf.

[whispering] You shouldn't say that word anymore.

Uh... That's like asking a Beatle his favorite Beatles song.

Lola, quit humping your new boyfriend and kick her ass for me.

Come on, baby. Don't you wanna join in? The Shame Wizard's gone.

-My grandmother gave me that clock. -I know.