Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, you got one on your cheek.

It's more of a scoop then a shake... [panting] but thanks!

Uh, technically it's a groomer in the back of a Petco.

So he was right about at least one thing.

Come on, baby. Don't you wanna join in? The Shame Wizard's gone.

Andrew's right, I'm a dickless dwarf.

Yeah! If someone wants to chew on their genitals

Your mother wipes you.

-At your pool house... -Sure.

all my thinking was pretty abstract.

No, no. This isn't cute or funny. What did he say to you?

Now, this is a great place to jerk off

It's no use, Missy.

Devin looked me dead in the eye and called me a slut.

[whispering] You shouldn't say that word anymore.

And now, as my mom says when I'm not getting in the car fast enough,

Don't listen to him, he's just trying to make us feel alone and terrible.

And then. [moaning]

-You look like a lamp. -It's a special necklace

-Wait, what? -But Nick, why did we say

From my makeup tutorials?

-You know what you are? -What?

-Stop quoting your dad's law commercials. -Why don't you make me?

I am him. I am me.

And what about when I made you call your dad a pussy?

Do you even read Teen Vogue? It's political now.

The rules of Smooch or Share are very simple.

-And how did that make you feel? -Abandoned.

when you know I'm the only one watching your stupid makeup tutorials.

You suffocated it with your greedy moans.

-Gouda, gouda! -Yes, no!

I crave order, you see.

-My grandmother gave me that clock. -I know.

-Is that okay? -Well, I--

Lola, quit humping your new boyfriend and kick her ass for me.

-You want to go see it, The Shane Lizard? -[sighs]

I just wanna hook up with a girl.

Uh... That's like asking a Beatle his favorite Beatles song.

stupid magic tricks,