Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Shame Wizard] And why does Miss B have X's for eyes?

She's into it! Thrust her.

and maybe it's time for a little make up make out.

-What? -I "abandan" you!

What do you mean?

[Steve] Oh, man.

-Why? -I don't know why!

I thought only I could see him!

Tyler is driving me crazy.

-going bowling together. -Wow.

We should be playing one of those games, you know,

-Please, no details. -My butt cramps.

-That's what the ghost says. -The ghost?

Look, guys, I invited the Jansen twins because they're new to the school,

Yeah, cool name.

And I'm just gonna head back to the scene of the crime.

Do you think my name is Shane Lizard?

-He called you a gigantic jizz creep. -Well, maybe he's right, maybe I am.

but I can't leave until I'm finished with you.

Devin! You like, full on broke my heart.

No, never! When you're in the room... unless you're sleeping.

I'm really gonna miss you, comrade. Really gonna miss you.

Goddamn golf balls.

I drew a picture of all of us in the bedroom.

-That sounds hard. -There's a hard ball in the arch of my--

Stop! You keep making me do shitty things.

to get the dark bread taste out of your mouth.

No. I just wanna be left alone.

-Please leave my sleeping area. -Never say never?

-Why are you even friends with her? -'Cause like, she said,

She's a horny spaz. You should jazz on her.

Well, Jay, I suppose if I had to let any magician butt fudge me,

-Hi, I'm Steve. I'm your best friend. -Wait, I'm sorry...

and then just expect like, make up make outs.

-No, let's keep sharing, it feels good. -A good call in the share.

Okay, I guess it's my turn and I pick share.

Says so right here in Soggy Guy Monthly.

That's who I used to be. A person interested in social justice,

[Shame Wizard] Whether they know it or not,

And then Leah.... Leah walks in on me.

Oh. Jean shorts as underwear,

Uh, there's so many.

-A Night in Ancient Mesopotamia? -Well,