Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, guys, I invited the Jansen twins because they're new to the school,
-He called you a gigantic jizz creep. -Well, maybe he's right, maybe I am.
Stop! You keep making me do shitty things.
-Please leave my sleeping area. -Never say never?
Oh. Jean shorts as underwear,
[Shame Wizard] Whether they know it or not,
Goddamn golf balls.
but I can't leave until I'm finished with you.
-No, let's keep sharing, it feels good. -A good call in the share.
-That sounds hard. -There's a hard ball in the arch of my--
No, never! When you're in the room... unless you're sleeping.
No. I just wanna be left alone.
That's who I used to be. A person interested in social justice,
I thought only I could see him!
and then just expect like, make up make outs.
Devin! You like, full on broke my heart.
-Hi, I'm Steve. I'm your best friend. -Wait, I'm sorry...
She's into it! Thrust her.
Yeah, cool name.
[Shame Wizard] And why does Miss B have X's for eyes?
I drew a picture of all of us in the bedroom.
She's a horny spaz. You should jazz on her.
We should be playing one of those games, you know,
Okay, I guess it's my turn and I pick share.
to get the dark bread taste out of your mouth.
For you say,
Now!
[giggling]
-going bowling together. -Wow.
I'm really gonna miss you, comrade. Really gonna miss you.
What do you mean?
-Please, no details. -My butt cramps.
Do you think my name is Shane Lizard?
And then Leah.... Leah walks in on me.
and maybe it's time for a little make up make out.
-That's what the ghost says. -The ghost?
-What? -I "abandan" you!
Says so right here in Soggy Guy Monthly.
-A Night in Ancient Mesopotamia? -Well,
And I'm just gonna head back to the scene of the crime.
[Steve] Oh, man.
-Why? -I don't know why!
-Why are you even friends with her? -'Cause like, she said,
Tyler is driving me crazy.
Uh, there's so many.
Well, Jay, I suppose if I had to let any magician butt fudge me,