Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but close enough to steal their Wi-Fi.

Oh, it won't be, because I have this.

I know. I just need to be there

and I'm sure the kids won't, either.

Calvin, I can take care of the shop.

If I were you, I would definitely be finna to go.

Boom, triple word score.

so if it's not, your dictionary's racist.

Come on, Calvin, you know I'm right.

Why not? You always said he was a pain in the ass.

I had it made for our upcoming friendiversary.

Now, as a security guard,

gladly accepts your invitation.

You didn't tell me you were great at Skee-Ball.

Look, Tina said that one out of 48 men

that says "Calvin is my best friend,"

like he does the paper towels.

And the lunch lady even gave me her phone number.

Okay, you know what, fine.

Colon cancer is 90% treatable if detected early.

Yeah, Dad, we're proud of you, man.

See? Okay. I see. Yeah.

Come on, Tina. The doctor said I was healthy.

get colon cancer.

Yeah. And pretty soon, we'll know the same about you.

I think I'm gonna outlive this one, too.

I mean, I would have preferred you showed us the pictures

the only lunch I'm letting up is salad.[gasps]

then, little brother, I don't know what is.

You know, as in,

It just makes me feel weird

that's a hard pass.

How are you this afraid of a minor medical procedure?

If you don't go to the doctor, I'm gonna make a T-shirt

flush out your system.

I already outlived my doctor by nine years.