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walking into that classroom in a damn space suit.
Well, I haven't done it in years,
out of a high-security facility
Yeah, but isn't family the whole point?
But if Dr. Richards wasn't already dead,
What? You snuck a million-dollar space suit
It's really important.
How could you leave there
I mean, I'm a really confident dude,
And if owning who you are is not cool,
I didn't realize it was a competition.
I haven't felt this empty since N.W.A broke up.
Whoa. Whoa, you're setting them on fire?
You're in the barber shop holding court,
Yeah. You know, I thought about that, too,
Well, seriously, Pop,
You might as well give up now.
[laughs]Oh, man, it doesn't get any better than this.
If you win, I go ahead and get my colonoscopy.
If he gets too boring, you do what you got to do.
as skipping the doctor for nine years.
Okay, class, let's get started.
All right, okay, how about this?
deeper and deeper all the way
You know, I was thinking about rescheduling.
I think I did.
Well, your friendly neighborhood rocket scientist
I'm in perfect health.
Okay, Calvin, we are supposed to be going to your colonoscopy,