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painted on the handball court.
so I could have worn mine.
You're too important to me.
to impress a bunch of fourth-graders?
Maybe we should check the lockers.
My career day guest has the coolest job ever.
That's right. Because if I did,
Wouldn't you want them to know the truth
Seriously, Calvin?
Hey. Well, there he is.
what is it?
Okay, Calvin, what does that even mean?
I know, I know, but a colonoscopy,
Uh, no, uh, not that I recall.
if I get that hundred in the corner.
the longer we get to be friends.
[laughs]: Uh-uh.
Is it my turn?
Well, I hope he has better news for me than he had for you.
They've got uniforms and handcuffs,
Look, I know the idea makes a lot of men uncomfortable,
a fully articulated bionic limb designed to make
Just think of him as the pregame warm-up.