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Oh, well, tests don't lie.
Do you know that one in every 48 men will get colon cancer?
Get it out of your system.
It's a stimulant laxative that will
How'd you get that made so fast?
It's not the procedure I'm afraid of, Dave.
but he just won't go.
Grab the suit. Let's go.Okay.
What's up? Come on in.
Oh, just some of my old juggling clubs.
[laughter]
[bell rings]Yes!
and scheduled yourcolonoscopy.
Uh, say what, now?
something else to get you to do it.
Whoa, what is under there?
Two grown men, making it on our own,
You know, I looked it up online.
"Win career day"?Mm-hmm.
maybe someone under 60 tomorrow.
But before we do, I want you to know something, Dave.
Oh, come on, man, that's not what I meant to do.
It's standard procedure for anyone over 45.
Your cholesterol is good, your blood pressure is low--
but I think I would have felt ridiculous
You know, with you wearing that shirt,
Eh, you wouldn't.I already did.
He also gives pretty sweet fist bumps.
But not knowing doesn't keep you from being sick.
I figured you'd say that, which is why I made it a tank top.
taking pictures along the way.