Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- That must be one helluva joke. - It's the funniest in human history.

What? Yeah, that Ted Williams.

- Dad, what the hell did you say to her? - Nothing.

Ha! You're in the back.

Tell him you're sorry, tell him you made a mistake.

All right, all it needs is a push-start.

How? How is this possible?

You hands are covered in paint. That one was easy.

That's the last photo I have of you.

Have you done him yet?

If you were me, what would you do?

I'll just shut up.

had dropped to 87 degrees... her heart stopped beating.

Adaline, don't. Think about Ellis, please!

Action was required... just weeks later, when living a quiet suburban existence,

And the horse says, "I can hit just like you, only a whole lot better ".

I just... I don't like having my photos taken, Ellis.

Great, all right, get some sleep. I love you.

I didn't know that.

So, we can start with the signature card.

What are you trying to say?

- I think your food is burning. - Ah!

- What is the name of the co-signer? - Susan Fleisher.

fact that there was absolutely no scientific explanation for her condition.

- Ooh, I'd rather not get stabbed. - That's my sister.

I thought we were having lunch.

Please don't do this.

I don't think I'll ever understand why so few people care about history?

No, her name is Agnes Boggs.

They've been around 50 years, they make photo paper and equipment.

in life, than to be the best possible husband I could be for her.

- I would have been a... - Curiosity.

Traveling, huh?

What? What is it?

- Did you know her? - Yeah! Yeah!

No, no, no, we... we want it all.

I have an idea. I'll tell you a joke, and if you laugh,

There's something else.

- Yeah. - Oh, my gosh!

Are you jealous?

I don't... I don't know.

Oh, I was about, uh...

- Civic Archives, please. - It may take a while, Market's jammed.

We just met, right? I know that.

I don't know, five hundred million.

Amanda, you're not going to stand me up, are you?

What about you, Jenny?

Well, it's still a Wednesday, the fun doesn't start 'til tonight anyway.

The autographed baseballs in your bedroom... made out to Jeff.

You know, you keep doing that, you gonna flood your engine.

know what I wanted to...

- Joe Louis. - Good guess though, really.

He's an astronomer, just retired from Stanford.

But the commitment that she made...

I stopped using telephones 2 months ago.

- But... - Hey...