Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, him. The little guy. Oh, I love him.

There's a man on the 12th floor in a coma who didn't quite hear you.

- Thank God. - Food.

- Oh, man. My dad's gonna kill me. - Wait.

But I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate.

[MONICA & PHOEBE SHRIEK]

Well, at least big girls don't pee in their pants in seventh grade.

I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.

It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar.

But now that you mention it, there was ice there that night.

"Madcap wins $10,000 sweepstakes."

Wait, was this a small Mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks?

Ross, check it out. Hockey tickets.

There's a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight.

Yeah. I think you have to draw him out.

Could I get some painkillers over here, please?

Well, see, you took mine, so...

If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.

Because that's what Madcap does.

...and it's just gonna be "unflupie."

CHANDLER: Unbelievable. And all that milk and stuff? Great.

Yeah, you're right. So what?

I write the specials on the specials board.

- Oh, he's so cute. - Oh, George, baby, drop the towel.

I was laughing. You made me laugh.

[ROSS CHUCKLES]