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Oh, my God, I did it.
- Uhh, first of all, Gary and Amy
- I'm a terrible manager.
It has water damage.
- Ohh. Copy that.
Wait, what's wrong? - They formed a line, Jake.
on June 10th. - My dad's birthday!
- But--gah!
for the filing system. - It's actually
Your dad's birthday is the same day
- It was to get you off the grid.
- And there's our distraction. - When I first met
you were looking for suggestions,
I had no idea my hormones could be so high or so low!
Hi, excuse me.
Like, who cares? - I don't have time
It's everywhere! There's pigeon eberywhere!
I’m not getting that emenem I want Eminem right now you barf
- I got the files.
- Yeah.
We trail them, and then when they get comfortable,
- No, I'm definitely not. - When you should
- We should use barcodes. - No, no, no, no.
to earn face time with the founder.
I've already called maintenance.
Now where is he? - Bill, you're a cop!
- Now, let's get into the details of this with--
- Aww. Although, technically, you did you just say it.
- Okay, well, you just paused, so I thought
- They do it that way so you can't read it.
Can you get me out?
Listen, I wanna apologize.
I just wanna establish myself as a leader right away.
Damn.
is not a weird blog.
is not a chore, it's a pleasure.
- You're such a Clooney.
- I will see for myself, but I am not Bill.
- Jay Chandrasekhar, their celebrity spokesman.
Let's go. - For the honeymoon
I am nothing like Gary.
- No, I am not Bill! - If you don't cooperate,
The Pacific, the Atlantic, the Indian--