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What do you use for wine, promotional coffee mugs?
Wow.
Every time I'm in this elevator you're with a different man.
Easy, that's my bed.
Whores were whores, men were women and rents higher.
- That I've done. - I can think of one other thing.
- How have you been? - Lousy, I'm partner. All work, no play.
Bye-bye.
Not as hot as you, but she's hot.
I may never know.
Alexander Lemly, the investment banker I met at an art show.
- Who's singing, you? - We'll have sex eventually.
I don't know. Is that how you kiss your friends?
Not that I caught it, but that I found out.
It is straight. very straight.
Why don't you wanna sleep with me?
- What's going on up there? - Do you just wanna be friends?
so I wore my little dress that left little to the imagination.
Now I'm working and he's reading the paper on the john.
They're jealous, dried up old farts who haven't had sex since Eisenhower.
Freda in 1D was held up at gunpoint.
He said:
It was late. Doorman was off duty. He entered behind somebody's guest.