Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am.
You've destroyed this relationship.
It's a shame it won't scar.
Her name is Dr. Stephanie Barnett.
What are you doing?
I have a craving for white asparagus that, apparently, is destined to go unsatisfied.
Are you insane? Now she's gonna think I'm desperate.
Tell me what you see here.
He's got it, and that's not surprising.
I didn't cry.
You're Kirk. I'm Spock. Wolowitz is Scotty.
- Give me one good reason why not. - Because this is not Star Trek.
She stuck a needle into my hand.
Hey, how's my big crybaby?
- Penny, hello. - Hey, Sheldon.
To help. Look, if you fail at this relationship...
No.
One of my earrings.
You had a little cheese dip, you farted. I thought it was cute.
I might have gone with a mattress suture instead...
Can you open this for me?
Would it work if I just punched you in the face?
Ha!
- You're kidding. - No.