Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Specifically, I need to know exactly what Leonard did that caused you...
...but you can't argue with her results.
The war wound is a time-honored badge of masculinity.
If you were trying to make it impossible to locate you, you couldn't have done better.
This is a door knob.
So have you and I returned to a social equilibrium?
She just updated her Facebook status.
I'm sorry, you tried to build your own CAT scanner?
It took 20 minutes to go through...
- May I come in? - No.
It led to an interesting expression in our house:
What? No. No, that's not right.
You hacked my Facebook account?
Huh.
Specifically, how would the Civil War have gone differently...
Penny.
Based on the geometric progression...
...can be a precursor to an impromptu invitation to come in and chat.
In which I believe I'm gaining remarkable fluency.
She's sending virtual livestock to random men on the Internet.
Okay. All right. You know what? I'll tell you what happened.
Gentlemen, I have a question about dating and relationships.
Okay, I'm just teasing you.
Who's Mike? Why does he get a digital sheep and not you?