Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You are not in this relationship.
This is something I long ago came to peace with in my role as the beta male.
Look at Leonard's record. Twenty-seven days with Joyce Kim.
Penny.
The issue remains.
- ...by you bursting into tears. - I did not burst into tears.
You're sitting in your apartment. It's late. You're alone.
- I am really sorry about this. - No...
...Dr. Sheldon Cooper for the win.
I was briefly able to see the inside of my sister's guinea pig, Snowball...
You see, when a female witnesses an exhibition of physical domination...
...is secreting the pheromones associated with ovulation.
Penny.
- Want some more wine? - Yeah.
Zucchini bread.
...your best bet would be to kill all the other men on the planet.
- Excuse me. - Mm-hm.
She's right. As long as you're vomiting, coitus is contraindicated.
Oh, good, I used that right.
The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trial?
- Can I see your stitches? - Sure.
- Oh, I don't think you can. - Why not?
I'm not strong enough, Leonard. You'll have to do it.
I suppose I could spare a few minutes.