Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THEY'VE JUST UPGRADED YOU TO A QUEEN-SIZE BED,
I'LL TAKE THAT, GERTA.
BISCOTTI NIGHT. NO, NOT BISCOTTI NIGHT.
ERRANDS, ACTUALLY.
DON'T GIVE HIM THE JAM.
HONEY, DID YOU GET YOUR SILLY PENS?
DO NOT GET COMFORTABLE.
CONSULATES? HOW MANY CONSULATES?
THE ITINERARY THAT RORY GAVE YOU?
I THINK IT'S GOOD I DID THIS HOSTEL THING IN MY 30s,
WELL, SURE. YOU CAN MAKE IT UP TO ME.
SO, YOU DIDN'T ASK ME.
I DO NOT HAVE TO GO TO DINNER.
I'M GONNA GO GIVE LANE HER GIFT.
WOW. TWO CORKYS IN ONE SHOW.
HEY, I'M GONNA LIKE IT WHEN IT COMES OUT.
AND WE'LL DO "GODFATHER I"
SO, WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER TONIGHT?
SHE'S SPENDING TIME WITH ME,
MOREY, I'M GOING IN!
INTO A 3- OR 4-HOUR EVENT.
THERE REALLY WASN'T TIME.
I TELL YOU, THEY BETTER HAVE GIVEN YOU A FIRST-CLASS WELCOME,
SHE'S NOT BEING HELD HOSTAGE. I RESENT THAT.
"HELLO, KIDS. I'M THE ICE CREAM QUEEN."
MOM TOUCHED THE POPE.
OH, SOOKIE, YOU'RE HAVING A BOY.
THIS IS THE BEST GIFT I COULD POSSIBLY GIVE YOU.
RORY! HOW LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
WHAT?!
AS IN "SOCHELLE" CRAB? YES, EXACTLY.
MUCH TOO RICH FOR HER.
LOOK AT THIS PLACE! LOOK AT YOU.
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? I CAN'T LEAVE.
THESE AND MANY OTHER FLAVORS AWAIT YOUR TONGUES
IN MY OWN DEFENSE,
I MEAN, WE FORGOT TO BRING SOMETHING BACK FOR LUKE.
AND DID NOTHING BUT EAT SODA CRACKERS AND FUNKY CHEESE,
AND IT WOULD BE A CRIME IF, WHEN SHE GOT OLDER,
YOU'RE KEEPING HER FROM ME ON PURPOSE.
OH-HO-HO. OH, MY GOD.
I'M SORRY I'M A LITTLE LATE.
NO, WE'RE FINE.
SO, HOW WAS IT? WAS IT WONDERFUL?
I WILL BE BACK IN THAT RIDICULOUS PILGRIM OUTFIT
YOU'RE KIDDING.
WAS STEVEN SPIELBERG THERE?
WELL... LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
EXCUSE ME, TAYLOR.
DID SOMETHING HAPPEN WITH YOU AND NICOLE?
I GUESS YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS A TREAT TONIGHT.
SHE'S NOT A 4-YEAR-OLD.
YOU NEVER WRITE THE DATE DOWN WRONG.
AH, THERE YOU ARE. HELLO.
WHAT? THIS IS STARS HOLLOW.
YOU DO KNOW THEY SUPPLY YOU WITH A MATTRESS AT THE DORM.
AND SHE ONLY MAKES THREE BOTTLES OF THAT STUFF A YEAR,
YEAH.
I MUST ADMIT, I WAS A LITTLE JEALOUS.
SHALL WE GO INTO THE LIVING ROOM?
OH, MAN, SMELL THIS. WHAT?
WE'LL START WITH PATTY, WORK OUR WAY CLOCKWISE AROUND THE TOWN,
AND NOW WE'RE WATCHING TAPED BALLROOM-DANCING COMPETITIONS
YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HUNKER DOWN IN THAT DEN WE NEVER USE,
YOU GAVE HER AN ITINERARY?