Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

RORY, WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER PIECE OF CHICKEN?
AND HE'S BEING COMPLETELY STUBBORN.
I'D RATHER NOT.
WELL, I GUESS WE SHOULD GO IN AND EAT.
ADDS A LEVEL OF COMMITMENT THAT THE OTHER ACTS JUST LACK.
TOMORROW WE GET AN EARLY START,
JEEZ. YOU THINK YOU GO TO A FANCY SCHOOL LIKE YALE,
I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE.
WILL BE HERE SOON.
NICE, SYMMETRICAL BALLS THERE, JOSHUA.
SOME WITHOUT PAJAMAS.
HE WAS NOT BAD FOR A HASH DEALER.
THIS IS JUST --
HEY, SOOKIE!
YOU HAVE LUGGAGE?
WE STILL NEED TO HIT THE BEAUTY SUPPLY,
THIS IS IRAN IN '79, AND YOU ARE JIMMY CARTER.
BUT NOTHING WAS GOOD ENOUGH.
OKAY. FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD STAY FAR AWAY FROM THAT ONE --
MM-MMM. STILL GOOD.
THAT HORSE IS DEAD. PUT THE STICK DOWN.
AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT GETTING ANYTHING.
YES, WELL, I THINK IT ADDS AN AUTHENTIC TOUCH.
YOU THINK HE AND NICOLE HAD A FIGHT OR SOMETHING?
NOW, IF SOFIA COULD JUST DIE DURING A FOX-TROT,
I THOUGHT MAYBE WE'D HAVE A CHEESE PLATE
AND WE HAD THAT GROUP OF FRENCH BOYS SINGING "SK8R BOY"
FROM THE EARLY '80s.
AND, UM... AND DAD WENT TO BED.
THEY REALLY START TO MIX IT UP IN '88.
WHERE?
OH, YEAH? YES.
AND EAT MY FREE ICE CREAM AND TAKE MY FREE BALLOON
ALL RIGHT, THEN, AFTER DESSERT,
NO, I UNDERSTAND.
I-I DIDN'T ORDER ANYTHING YET!
THE DAY HE GOT BACK, JACKSON AND I WENT INTO THE DINER,
DO YOU WANT ANYTHING TO EAT? I'VE GOT QUICHE.
WHERE WOULD WE GET TOTE BAGS?
GIVE LANE A HUG FOR ME.
IF I HAD DONE IT IN MY 20s OR TEENS,
IS HIS NEW BUSINESS GOING WELL?
[ CHUCKLES ]
BASED ON YOUR PAST PARTICIPATION RECORD.
AND YOU'LL BE FINE.
THERE'S MORE.
[ GASPS ] OHH! IT'S A BOY.
PLUS THEY HAVE CLASSES,
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WATCH THE THREE "GODFATHERS"
[ CRYING ]
AND WE RAN INTO THIS GROUP OF GIRLS
OH, I SWEAR TO GOD!
LET'S GET GOING -- GET THIS STUFF OUT OF HERE.
YOU'VE ALREADY MISSED THE BEGINNING. I BET YOU CAN CATCH ME UP.
I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT. THAT'S WHY I WAS BUSY.
HEY, WELL, THIN THE HERD."
DO I STILL GET THE JAM?
NO, NOTHING FOR ME, MOM, THANKS.
THE HARDWARE STORE, STATIONERY STORE...
YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I WONDER IF HE ACTUALLY WENT.
I KNOW. KEEPING TABS ON ME?
LIKE A COLD-MEDICINE BUZZ?
TIRESOME PEOPLE.
YOU JUST PUT MY PICTURE ON A FLIER AND STUCK IT UP.
OR HAVE ONE OF THOSE HIGH-CLASS NAKED PARTIES
YEAH. I'M JUST A LITTLE SLEEPY.
FROM NOW ON, WHEN WE GO OUT OF TOWN, NO PRESENTS FOR ANYONE.
FOOD -- ORDER IT. GO!
SHE JUST COULDN'T FIND TIME IN HER BUSY QUEEN SCHEDULE
PICK UP WHAT? SOMETHING.
NOTRE DAME, THE ROMAN BATHS, ST. PETER'S BASILICA.
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
YOU WOULD LOVE IT.
YOU -- YOU GOT MARRIED?
I DON'T THINK YOU'D ENJOY IT. OH, NO, I'M SURE I WOULD.
THANKS A LOT!
YES, UH-HUH, BABETTE DELL --
I don't have to go
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I DON'T HAVE TO GO?
WHAT DATE?
WHAT'S UP?
NOT ONE SHOELACE FATALITY ON MY WATCH.
SHE'LL UNDERSTAND.
WE STILL HAVE BALLOONS AND MUSIC,
NOW, ORIGINALLY,
THAT VAN RIDE FELT LONGER
SHE SAID YES. YOU PROPOSED, AND SHE SAID YES.
WELL, HOW WAS THE FIRST EUROPEAN EXCURSION?
THEN DENMARK WAS JUST, "WHOO!"