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I SWEAR, WE TRIED TO GET YOU SOMETHING,

YOU HAVEN'T LEFT YET?

YOU'RE NO LONGER OUR LITTLE STARS HOLLOW RORY GILMORE.

I WOKE UP AND HAD A MAJOR MARILYN MOMENT.

YOU BELONG TO THE IVY LEAGUES RIGHT NOW.

READ THE BUTTON, MISSY. OKAY.

AND MINE IS A STUPID STORE.

SO, YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT WHOLE SPUTNIK THING?

HE PUT THE STUFF IN YOUR PURSE WHEN YOU WEREN'T LOOKING.

REMEMBER, EAT FAST. OKAY. BYE.

THERE'S MORE AFTER YOU PROPOSED AND SHE SAID YES?

IT'LL SILENCE ALL THOSE QUESTIONS.

OH, PIETà PLACE MAT?

SO I POPPED A THIRD ONE,

I'LL JUST LOOK THROUGH MY MAIL.

HEY, HEY, HEY, NO MAIL YET. WE AGREED.

* I WILL FOLLOW

YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SPEND THE EVENING WITH HER.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOURS IS A DINER

COME ON, TELL ME -- WHAT'D YOU SEE?

OR SO SAID THE NOTE LEFT IN THE BASSINET

IT WAS A BIG MISTAKE.

ACTUALLY, I JUST TOUCHED HIS CAR.

IS SHE SENSITIVE,

MATTRESS STORE.

NO. TONIGHT IS MY NIGHT WITH RORY.

I'VE ALREADY HAD TWO, GRANDMA.

YOU PACKED ALL HER STUFF IN HEFTY BAGS?

THAT MOM WANTED TO GET, BUT THEY WERE WAY TOO EXPENSIVE,

HEY, DON'T SQUISH BABY!

THE MINUTE YOU PUT UP THOSE UNICORN TOPIARIES IN THE PARK,

OH, NO, I'M GOOD.

THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN DO THAT

JACKSON, THERE ARE NO SIDES.

[ SIGHS ] MOM, SHE'S BEEN HERE FOR HOURS.

JUST A WILD GUESS.

WE'RE ON THIS BOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,

ERRANDS -- OF COURSE.

CLOSE THE DOOR.

HER FACE STARTED TO LOOK LIKE A COWBOY.

AND I AM PULLING OUT THOSE TAPES.

[ GASPS ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE US GO TO IRELAND TO STALK BONO.

BECAUSE THE SANDINISTA MOVEMENT IS SO POPULAR IN FRANCE.

AND THEN THERE'S A BARBECUE AT SOOKIE'S.

WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!

Your closet after you stop breastfeeding

ARE THE REASON THE REST OF THE WORLD HATES US.

I JUST GOT THE JIMMY CARTER REFERENCE.

YES, BUT, YOU KNOW, ZURICH WAS SO CRAZY FOR US

5 MINUTES -- 10 TOPS.

WHICH IS WHY I WAS SO SURPRISED

AND NOW WE'RE GETTING DIVORCED.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, EMILY --

EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD'S LIFE FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES.

THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HOME ON SATURDAY.

WE'RE NEVER GONNA FINISH.

NOW SHE'S THE MOST SUCCESSFUL JAMSTRESS IN PARIS.

WE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU, TOO, GRANDPA.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO COME BACK ON SATURDAY.

ONE OF THE KINDER NICKNAMES THAT HAVE BEEN ATTRIBUTED TO US.