Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Get the fuck out of the street!
Who is this?
I'm just gonna make it easier on you. Look.
I motherfucking miss him.
That Jacuzzi time machine thing, is that real?
Oh, like that would be the craziest fucking thing
Because that's called intellectual property
would be like and now... Now I totally know.
I gotta talk to Courtney. I'm... I don't know.
This is dedicated to those who never got to be,
What do you say we kick this day in the pants
Don't let the lack of a door hit you on the way out.
(SPITS)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
- Don't listen to him. - Why?
We'll give him more time.
I guess we were too late.
Oh, no, no, no. I'm...
It's not a party unless it's a Gary Winkle party.
- No, he's right. Wait. - NICK: No, no, no.
You don't know but you think you know
- Nick Webber! - (AUDIENCE CHEERING)
(SOFTLY) I'm so sorry.
- Brad never liked me. - No?
Like Terminator.
The best idea shall prevail.
What are these? I don't care.
(LOU CHUCKLES)
(GASPS) Oh.
- Cool, huh? - Whoa.
(SOFTLY) Hey, honey, guess where I am. Just guess.
Just lousy with statues, and the...
I'm a bald person.
All right. Okay.
Just kill me and put us both out of our misery?
Baby Adam got away.
Oh, God! Oh, my God!
Okay. Someone needs to find a chill-out tent.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Poindexter
Why didn't I blow off steam? I have steam to blow off.
You're a great listener. I should have married you.
Dad?
What... Oh, God forbid a couple of friends
to making Lou Dorchen's vision a reality.
that holds the keys to our very existence?
- See you at the club? - Right.
It's how it works.
(ADAM GROANS)
- There it is. Yeah. - Oh, okay.
Can we just move on?
You have two things, a record and a fucking nickname.
(SINGING) Nerd
Fuck it. D.J.!
Thank you very much for that, Gill!
That means in a minute, Lou's going to
Guy tries to divorce a llama,
who had a couple of great ideas
Hey, enough with this dad stuff. Call me Lou.
And, you know, call security.
- Come on! - NICK: Baby Adam
What it means is, at the present, your tub here is just a tub.
Guys, I'll be there in one second.
The Wink.
I'm not going to look, Lou.
- Put this in his mouth. - (ADAM GROANS)
He didn't even have a bachelor party.
His hair's breathtaking.
Just came to me.
I told you to stop saying that!
Duck Dynasty?
- so she's not your wife. - Yes, she is!
Oh!
I mean, I know you've fallen on hard times.
Think your old man can get in on a little of this action? Or...
Scat!
It's okay.
I can't miss my gig.
(SCREAMING)
So this is him, right? This is my dad?
I ejaculated inside of you.
Shut up! How does it work?
"I have definitely given a back alley blowjob."
(SIGHS)
Stop smiling!
Yeah, yeah. He's a monster.
Yeah. It's like Lawnmower Man.
To where?
Hard times?
Yeah, I guess a six-year-old would say that.
It's cyclical.
Just kidding, guys. I'm up here. What's up?
He's gotta be around here somewhere!
It's kind of a hard concept to...
(ALL YELLING)
- Lougle is at a crossroads. - Whoo!
But I wouldn't use a gun. (SCOFFS)
I don't know. I'm getting married tomorrow,
Lou, you tried to push me down the stairs last week.
Well, clearly, he's not fuckin' dead,
Cut! Let's reset. Do it again.
Hey, Nick Webber. Do the dance.
because you were almost
promoting her Meryl Streep biopic, Streepin' It Real.
I love you, buddy.
Always pack a bag.
Everybody do the
And Brad's going to Adam's wedding.
What the fuck's wrong with everybody?
And that's... That's not a turn of phrase,
Holy shit! Did you see that?
And, while you slept, I would wait the nine hours
I mean, look, this is grotesque.
No, no, no, no, no! This has got to end now.
You're. My. Best. Choice.
(GRUNTS QUESTIONINGLY)
Let me hold this open. I'll hold this open.
do you have a problem with this show?
That coat-check girl is rude.
Amateur hour.
Oh.
Patriot Lou.
I'm sorry. I dooze what now?
- It does not exist. - Who cares?
You know what? I'm coming down, too! Yay!
You sure this is the right place?
- and get titty-slapped? - Okay.
for the challenge round.
Hey, Lou, you want to go see Looper?
Long story short, the caterer did talk us into the Chateaubriand,
Look at this. Look, Lou spilled his drink on me
Wait a second. Nick?
Nick-nack-paddywhack! Give a dog a what?
Oh, God! Oh, God!
Man. That tub, huh?
BOTH: Great White Buffalo.
It's called fashion, Lou.
Sorry.
I don't...
All right! Put it in slow!
bitches when bitches when yeah bitches
Hey, Sophie!
The sooner you choke to death on it, the sooner I get all this.
it technically hasn't happened at all.
can't express their brotherly love for each other!
I have not listened to any of it.
Oh, I don't know about you guys, but I feel way better.
Not honor. I mean, that falls kind of with respect and admiration.
(SCREAMS)
I love you.
Pm a god!
He made it real big with his bestselling novel,
What's happening to him?
(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
Duck Fucking Dynasty!
Fuck a dude. Fuck two dudes.
Say some more stuff! Say something else!
Motherfucker!