Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- It just answered me. - Uh-uh!

Good looking out.

Oh, hey, a friend of mine's some sort a big shot over at Lougle.

Wait, hold on! Stop, stop, stop!

- As a joke! - (SCOFFS)

Okay! Well, there's a 50-50 chance I might murder your dad,

All right, that went well. That went really well.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING ON TV)

There's, um, Building Explosion.

- Was that the same car? - Couldn't be.

It takes you where you need to go.

you sit on the couch and masturbate while playing video games,

You're a wonderful car and I appreciate you.

Nope, not doing anymore You look like.

You don't have the energy for this?

He said something about going to see his family therapist,

Why don't you just write her a Josh Groban song?

Jumped off a roof, survived, died of syphilis.

There's Winkle.

I cannot wait for you to hit rock bottom.

You're a fucking nerd

- Oh, thanks, Mom. - Yeah, yeah, yeah!

(GUESTS CHEERING)

- When the fuck? - (ALL GASPING)

Wait, how did you find us?

Has anybody seen a grown-up Garbage Pail Kid?

(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)

Come on. Something fucked something to make it happen.

and I can copyright that shit.

Oh. So, Nick, listen, I was so sorry to hear about you and Courtney.

Our studio audience will have the opportunity

- and it'll show up here on the board. - (DEVICE BEEPING)

There's a ton of yous out there.

I don't know, man. I'm not the guy to ask about marriage.

Oh, hey, I'm sure you're sick of this,

That's awesome!

Who had the idea of this man fornicating with a gentleman?

Yeah, I know just the guy. He loves this show.

you get the elements necessary for time travel!

- (SIGHS) - NICK AND JACOB: Lou...

That's my butler.

(ALL SCREAMING)

Am I on Celebrity Subpoena?

I did Eskimo kisses with this beautiful woman.

Why do I have to pretend to be your butler?

Einstein's a stupid fucking idiot.

(CONTINUES STAMMERING)

then it exists here in the future.

Jacob is the murderer.

You don't know, but you will

ADAM: (STAMMERING) What are you doing?

Oh, so sorry. Wrong room.

I mean, here we are, with the greatest power

so I figured we'd go by her old building and see if we can find a clue.

- I'll miss you, brother. - I'll miss you, too.

Listen, I had the most amazing night.

- No? Right. - Come on. Come on.

Now, please welcome back the host of the show, Britt McShasaucey!

Oh, fuck, I'm gonna drop you!

You're the one who doesn't have a rock bottom.

I'm sorry, I may have shit my pants.

- Take that dick. - What the fuck?

Hey, I'm getting married today, guys.

we get ourselves some Al Michaels' Revenge, right?

Oh, look at that. Force field.

Are you coming to Lou's party?

That's a lot of juice!

Multiple universes, like Fringe.

Please help me welcome back to the stage, musical sensation,

when we know that he died in 2015,

- Hey, everybody. - ADAM: Lou!

Every fucking weekend.

Explain yourself.

What are you selling, Gary?

All I did was get my hair done!

- Exactly. - Shitty Parenting for Dummies.

I don't want to talk about that.

Should we go somewhere more private?

Someone sounds like he wants the Electric Ladybug.

Dark? What do you mean?

Oh, my God, the cocktail waitress was wrong.

Chlamydia from the batting cages.

Do you have kiwi? I'll take a kiwi, sliced up.

I'm applying direct pressure!

But you look like...

Nick, Nick, Nick! Help, help, help!

I could've ate some goddamn waffles.

I do. I mean it. I'm a dick. Ask my friends.

there's Mommy, I'm Drowning,

There is a maniac trying to kill me.

What does this remind you of?

BOTH: High five.

Just like Lawnmower Man,

Nick Webber's in the house, so get ready for the original

FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Media preferences, Mr. Dorchen?

That's all right. It was a stressful situation.

It's a long story.

Well, Lou, as you know, with Choozy Doozy...

to become the very definition of a rock god.

(STAMMERS) So, this car runs on feelings.

Terminators running all around this motherfucker.

What are you talking about? I love you, man. (CHUCKLES)

And for the record, I still like your music.

NICK: Get ready, 'cause here it comes.

I always wondered what my dad's full-on bros

Just a fruit salad.

We put a big dryer in so we don't have to time travel naked.

Pristine lot. You can build an office tower,

BUFFER: We are live!

He got shot last night.

Why would Adam wanna shoot you?

A guy I went to high school with. Yeah, he looks just like him.

I guess it's not a Lougle party until somebody gets shot at.

- (ENGINE REVS) - Okay, okay, okay! I mean it.

Look at the people you love most in this world,

(STUTTERS) I punched a man in the face.

Even Grandpappy Dorchen?

My hand is acting as a tourniquet!

Why can't I take it off for 24 hours?