Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Nerd - And no one likes you
I could see myself chilling here.
(SNORING)
Livin' the dream with high school sweetheart Kelly Dorchen.
Come on!
We gotta make America happen, bro.
Lou Dorchen.
- Did he just rev up on me? - He sure did.
Who cares? Who needs him? I don't need him.
GARY: I pay you girls to like me. Hey, smile!
(CAR BEEPS SADLY)
- Uncle Lou is right. - Don't call me that.
(ALL SCREAMING)
- MAN: Uh, well, um... - You owe me money.
And... And... Who's the little doggie?
_
When's the last time your man gave you flowers,
Fuck me, Uncle Lou by marriage!
Oh.
You know what? Fuck it. Fuck it.
Ever since I wrote Let's Get It Started back in'86,
I'll get your grooming tips later.
I fucking hate you, Lou.
Everybody do the Strut, strut, strut
than the future of this present?
Okay. It's now or never.
I don't own it. I mean, no one does.
Adam's father's future daughter-in-law!
- Come here. - Hmm?
(SIGHS) Honey, like you said, he's just blowing off steam.
- You tried to fuck his wife. - You tried to fuck his wife?
...for time travel!
Tonight's guest, Dame Jennifer Lawrence
- (BUZZING) - (GROANS)
- Ahh! - How are you rich, huh?
Cincinnati.
Try to stay with me.
(CHUCKLES) What about Yahoo, huh? Where are they?
He could lose an arm! That happened last week.
Don't drop me! Don't drop me!
of the road rage incident
You thought you had it all figured out, didn't ya?
It's in my queue! That counts.
LOU: He's not going to tell us anything.
I like her.
You're not a good car!
I'm Nick Webber.
Yeah, exactly. If I had a dime for every time
(WHISPERS) Yeah, I did.
- Am I right? - (ALL AGREEING)
It looks like dick-picking.
Okay, so you're married to my aunt, which makes you my uncle.
Nailed it получилось
Look at him go. Chip off the old block.
- (HANGS UP) - (SIGHS)
You okay?
Everybody do the Strut, strut, strut
Seriously. Thank you, Dad.
Here we go.
That doesn't sound like Adam.
Adam saved Lincoln!
Okay. I don't think it actually works that way.
- Milk? What milk? - I had milk earlier.
(NICK SIGHS)
And no one likes you
Yeah. What's so funny?
Narcotic-seeking nanobots?
But if Adam took the nitro to the past,
We got a whole vault of nitro right here. (GASPS)
ADAM: Yeah. And even though I didn't meet my dad,
I hear you loud and clear, man.
Okay, okay. Looks like you're hungry for an idea.
Yo mom, so fat When she jumped, I could feel North America shaking
Only in our fucked-up social circle is that textbook.
(ADAM SCREAMING)
Where's my hair? It's where my power lies.
- Whoa! - (AUDIENCE CHEERING)
Did you taste the robots? They're gritty.
Sorry.
JACOB: That was fucking awesome!
How much that set you back?
Every week, it's the same goddamn thing.
Let's split up and find Brad on three. One, two, three.
- NICK AND JACOB: Lou! - I know what I'm doing!
Right.
That is the laziest thing I've ever heard.
When your buddy wont sell the house for $HAM
What you should be asking yourselves is,
- Phew! - Guys!
You're fucking Ringo!
Listen, this is what I'll do for you, okay?
There's definitely semen in that.
Meanwhile, when's the last time
show planned for you tonight.
after Mark Wahlberg jerks off in the pickup truck.
I'll take a room-temperature almond milk, please.
Oh...
No way in hell. No way in hell.
It was a misleading title. But the point is...
Oh, shit! No. Brad. No, you?
- Shotgun to the dick. - His destiny.
BRAD: It's the only nitrotrinadium in the whole world!
Don't fuckin' worry about it, okay?
(CROWD LAUGHING AND APPLAUDING)
Gotcha. Forget I even brought it up.
You know, in her vagina, or whatever.
Admiration?
They're, like, picking dicks out of a tree.
'Cause, remember what happened last time?
Others have found new dreams to chase.
Come on, really?
ADAM: No, no, Dad, wait!
It was a Ladybug.
What are we gonna do?
(GLASS SHATTERS)
- I think it's Jacob. - (GASPS)
- Absolutely. - Like, it's on at, like, 8:00?
I've seen our future together and I will be the first person
That's some sexy-ass future shit right there.
Okay, we'll tell you. We'll tell him.
It's gonna be fun, my wedding. I'm looking forward to it.
What did you do with my nitro?
- They're looking for my dad. - What?
Our competitors, Lycos and GeoCities, are crushing us.
(LAUGHS)
At the height of his career,
- I like it where it is. - KELLY: One, two, three...
Oh.
(SCOFFS)
NICK: How about that?
Now, we got a show to do, boys! So start fucking!
The only person who's ever had any motivation
- Wow! We are so locked in. - Same page.
Okay, I get it. I get it.
- Jacob, what the fuck? - Youngblood!
I'm gonna be in the lab, trying to save this company.
This one was bad.
ALL: Split up and find Brad
Load em up
Let's think. It's not Winkle.
Yeah. Sure you did, buddy.
and they're like, Ma, get me out of here.
Adam's trench coat?