Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- It's a miracle. - Cut the crap, buddy, all right?

- Oh, here we go. Back it up. - Back it up.

- Don't even. - Refresh!

- I mean, look at him, he's a Cale. - I hate you.

I'm running to the bar to watch the games with the guys.

- So Taco's essentially your teasing stallion? - Nailed it.

All the Purell in the world not gonna fix that.

Dre. What's up, man?

- No, we're not sharing Cale. - No, I'm not...

...I'm gonna move into your house.

...and now everyone wants to smell me. So smell it?

It could happen to anyone, all right?

- This is bullshit. - Abide by the pause.

You guys are in for quite the treat. Lots of yum-yums for your tum-tums.

...while I'm out here drinking beer and watching football?

- I don't know if I have security clearance. - I don't.

You better be careful, my lady...

- What's that name? - Moral.

I've read about this before. It's like fun with feces.

Gonna hang out with Ellie all day. It's gonna be awesome.

- That's nice. - All this can be fixed.

Let us all anoint our hands before we touch the baby Jesus...

You were out on the phone earlier.

Is there a problem?

- Watch out, it's piping hot. - Awesome.

- Exciting. - No, you sit down.

- Can you change your dog's name? - This dog's real, your baby's hypothetical.

Andre Potter and the Fantasy Stone is coming for you