HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
They'll head right for it! Get MIT on the phone.
Mr. President, i-if I may?
Rick's gone, and so are all our nukes.
- hey, you come on. Hurry up, ba. - okay, yes!
Crispy Cremes with a "C"!
or it's those godforsaken Horse People that dwell underground.
My conscience.
Let him do his thing.
Oh, no. Oh! Oh!
Go. I'll hold 'em off.
Make sure it's what?! Horse semen, obviously.
Ohhh!
Oh -- oh. Right. I can protect you, little man.
New SpongeBob Dance Yes Sid Chang OC
Look at Iron Man.
Hey, what the fuck are you doing with my stuff?
Houston: Permission granted.
"Orgasogoblins"? No takers?
Blood for blood.
Hey, it was your idea, right?
with a giant human egg, even though,
Morty: Mister President! It's Morty!
Guess I should test it, make sure it's --
I am The Sperm Queen,
I'm running an inhuman amount of power through this semen.
The same thing as a lumberjack in the morning
Are you out of your mind bringing an armed sperm in here?
Morty, I have no idea what you're talking about!
Really? Okay. Cool. And thanks, Morty.
because I kept lying about it because I was ashamed!
Beth: Dad, what the hell is going on?!
Morty, you've always been a straight shooter.
Okay, but it says it is right on the barrel!